



More details continue to come out regarding the royal cacafest that is Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s relationship. We already knew that Papa Joe’s gigantic cara de papa was behind it, but now we’re learning the extent his creepiness...




What’s more fun than dating someone who’s been pretty public about wanting to get away from your ass? Having your dad push him away by being creepy! Or dating someone who makes you wear a Nixon mask and tutu...




Poor Jessica Simpson. Not only did she have to watch heryounger sister marry that fungal infection known as Pete Wentz (totes jeals!), but while Ashlee was off playing Spin the Bottle during her honeymoon, Jessica had to vacation with...




Tony Romo still insists that he did, in fact, dump Jessica Simpson like a massive turd after a big dinner at Tony Roma’s, despite her people’s insistence that the two are still together. A purported friend of Tony’s says...




You think you’ve got it bad because your mom hits you upside the head with a chancleta for being a sinvergüenza? Scoff! Fool. Thank your lucky stars all you’ve got is a flip-flop shaped mark on your cheek instead...
