Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married over the weekend in LA. Anne Heche, meanwhile? Still irrelevant. [BBC] A little friendly advice? Don’t ever date John Mayer, even if his dick is made of candy and rainbows. He’s...

All of Tyra Banks’ patented smiles look kind of like our “Holding In A Fart At An Office Party Smile.” Eva Mendes partied with Calvin Klein in Heath Ledger’s former building until they were kicked out by the landlord....

Mariah Carey is engaged to Nick Cannon. That’s plenty gross by itself, but the engagement ring he gave her? Is the same he gave to his ex, model Selita Ebanks. [Perez Hilton] Annie Leibowitz hates brown people. [Jezebel] John...

Following the death of her father, Emilio, from complications of pneumonia, Cameron Diaz has thought it best to seek professional help as she mourns. Said her What Happens in Vegas co-star, professional frat boy Ashton Kutcher: “Sadly she will...

To prove he really did swap DNA with strokeface singer John Mayer, Perez Hilton took a polygraph test with that guy who gives lie detector tests on every show ever. Luckily, Us Magazine was there to capture every excitement-filled...

Oh Christ. Some other Latino blogger of which you may have heard, Perez Hilton, claims he made out with singer and professional grimacer John Mayer at Stereo in New York City. Perez, who was quick to point out: FYI:...

So we were self-administering our daily coffee enema, perusing John Mayer fan fiction on Live Journal, like we always do, when we came across one that was Latino themed! We practically shat ourselves in excitement, all of this morning’s...