John McCain’s latest campaign effort revolves around the idea that Barack Obama is too much of a celebrity to run the country or something and his latest as geared towards Spanish-speaking Latinos is no different. Here’s the translation: With...

It’s true. The public only cares about beautiful people. A political reality since at least the Kennedy-Nixon race when the first televised debates occurred. Which is basically why Barack Obama is captivating the world and old, fossilized McCain is,...

Latinos! Ever felt lost? Unsure of who you are and what it is you’re supposed to be doing? While grab a Dominican flag and your rosary, because, luckily, Barack Obama and John McCain’s camps are more than willing to...

JibJab has an e-card out called “Time For Campaignin’” that features all the major players—George Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary and Bill Clinton—singing to the tune of Bob Dylan’s, “The Times They Are A-Changin.’” Our...

John McCain’s new campaign ad, known as “God’s Children,” is supposedly designed to lift the public perception of Latinos in the U.S. However, it seems to have backfired just a bit. He states, for example, when addressing a crowd...

While addressing the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, Senator John McCain was interrupted by awesome peace-loving commie pinko protesters from CodePink. In this video a Latina totally joykills grandpa McCain’s solemn talk about Latino veterans by chanting incessantly:...

Silly little wombat John McCain apparently once got so upset at his wife, Cindy (no relation to Casares) that he called her a “cunt.” Oh dear: In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by...

Mythical bridge guardian John McCain was on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to talk about, among other things, garnering the feminist hero vote from political pundit and “The Hills” star Heidi Montag. Host Joe Scarborough, ever helpful in reminding us that...

Perennial heartbreaker and current goblin John McCain spoke yesterday at his old stomping grounds, the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland, churning out political rhetoric and reminiscing back to when, a hundred years prior, he tormented fellow students. However, he...

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is angrily spitting little soggy flecks of coca leaf left and right over Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain, accusing the frosty-haired former POW (And former WOW. Check that picture!) of trying to start a war...

Turns out Barack Obama isn’t the only one with a pastor he can’t disown. The Catholic Church is upset that Senator John McCain has accepted the endorsement of Pastor John Hagee, who has been quite outspoken about his anti-Catholic...

Still not sure who to vote for in the coming presidential election? Obama’s really cute, but Hillary’s got those nuts of steel. Then again, you’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a Log Cabin Republican? Well, flounder no...

Republican John McCain’s past is coming under fire, with people asking whether his place of birth, the Coco Solo Air Base in the formerly American-controlled Panama Canal Zone, makes him ineligible to run for U.S. President: John McCain was...

As predicted Friday, the Iowa Primary means jack squat about who will win this year’s Presidential race. Hillary Clinton pulled out the win last night in New Hampshire against Barack Obama. Not to mention, John McCain beat the pants...

Univision’s Spanish-language Republican debate this past weekend touched upon two of our favorite, most touchable world leaders: Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro. After all, with the debates being held in Miami, it was inevitable that the two would come...

In keeping with our coverage of the plight of old, white Americans we point you now to a Bill O’Reilly interview with Arizona Senator and Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain. In the midst of discussing the Immigration Reform Bill,...