Lily Allen blah-blah-blahgged about acting a straight up drunken fool at the “Glamour Awards.” [Lily’s MySpace] That said, we would make a baby with her dress. Present? [AOL] Johnny Depp has invited Lindsay Lohan to “Fuck Off Island.” Honey,...

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are going to get married. But not to us, so it’s hard to give a shit. [Showbiz Spy] Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker Posey thinks talk of a sex doll in her image is...