25 October 2009

Why Did José Feliciano Stab A Priest To Death Last Week?

By Cindy Casares at 3:39 PM.

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José Feliciano was a church janitor for seventeen years, universally loved and trusted by all the parishioners. So how could he have murdered the parish priest last week?

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15 October 2009

Feliz Navidad, Mofo: José Feliciano Vs. Tito El Bambino

By Alex Alvarez at 10:42 AM.

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Puerto Rican reggaetonero Tito El Bambino has raised the ire of music veteran José Feliciano by committing an act so heinous, so awful, we’re not exactly sure why he hasn’t been locked away in an oubliette. Tito, you see, is releasing a song called… FELIZ NAVIDAD.

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