Madonna and Guy Richie’s marriage has never been more marginally of interest than now! It seems the two fought over Madonna’s more beloved accessories: Kabbalah and her adopted children. Madonna kept shit classy as fuck by announcing in concert...

After much speculation and commiseration and hateration and whatnot, it appears that rumored lovebirds Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have so much more in common than their mutual love of building unsightly muscle mass and cheating on their respective spouses:...