John McCain missed his initial scheduled appearance on Letterman, but was on last night to apologize and make an awkward joke about being a POW. Letterman then asked him about Barack Obama’s tenuous connection to Bill Ayers because comedians...

A clip from Katie Holmes’ scene in the upcoming film Eli Stone. Who knew that, all this time, her glassy stare was at risk of being completely shattered. Doctors mistook a woman’s ovary for an appendix. Which is not...

Sporty Spice Melanie C is pregnant with her first child with her boyfriend of six years. Curiouser and curiouser. [MelancieC] No one is buying tickets for Katie Holmes’ Broadway play. Which is sad until you remember she’s a a...

Britney Spears and Russell Brand’s VMA promos are kinda cute, kinda creepy. We’ve included another promo after the jump, if you’ve yet to have your fill of English comedians and American …somethings. Is Katie Holmes pregnant? Or just trying...

Stop. The. Motherfucking presses. Katie Holmes has cut her hair! People all over the place are chiming in with their take on the new style! WE’RE A COUNTRY AT WAR! Also, it was our haircut first: Stylists are greeting...

First it was a trans-man getting pregnant, now a teenage pregnancy pact. The media says it’s all Hollywood’s fault. That babies have become the new glamour accessory. From where we’re sitting, pregnancy is the new act of rebellion. A...

Amy Winehouse may have tuberculosis. She may also have chlamydia, leprosy and feline AIDS. [The Sun] Miley Cyrus has lots of fans in prison. Jealous? [Hollyscoop] Katie Holmes got Nicole Kidman a nice gift basket for her pregnancy, unaware...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might create another alien hatchling together. [E!] Mischa Barton’s publicist says recent photos of Mischa looking like an old bowl of cottage cheese have been “doctored.” Yeah? Kevorkian? [Rush & Molloy] Paul McCartney has...

So maybe that Marilyn Monroe sex tape thing was all a hoax to promote a documentary about her life. We blame Kim Kardashian. [Defamer] Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might be separating! And fighting over Suri! And creating a...

Actor Tom Cruise and Tom-Cruise’s-Wife, Katie Holmes, are said to be planning a lavish party in honor of Jennifer Lope having a vagina and pushing out babies threw it. The Cruises were delighted and awed by this quaint, human...

Ricky Martin is like a tainted burrito, must die. [The Best I Could Do] People en Español’s search for the 51 most beautiful non-famous people leaves us bored, confused. [Yahoo] The bad guy from The Matrix is going to...

Singer Christina Aguilera and Tom Cruise’s wife Kat(i)e Holmes will co-star in Humboldt Park, a family drama, with John Leguizamo and Freddy Rodriguez rounding out the cast: The filming of family drama Humboldt Park begins next month - just...

There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses: I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for...