We all know that Halloween is the time of year when many women let their hidden whore out of the closet by dressing like a sexy police officer or sexy librarian or sexy butcher. But now it seems that...

Danielle M. McClure, a 20-year-old exotic dancer from Port St. Lucie, Florida, left her two young kids with a babysitter for four days so that she could have alone time with her boyfriend. After dropping her children off with...

Kids? Will kill you. Whether with cuteness or general annoyingness or plague-ridden snot left all over the place, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll perish at the finger paint-smeared hand of some stupid toddler. So why not rush the...

Miguel Angel Rivera Lemus accidentally fell on a knife he was using to try and get his children out of a locked car. Right as his common-law wife located an extra set of keys. Uh: Authorities said Lemus and...

UPDATE: In tomorrow’s World Championship game, Mexico will play Team Waipahu, Hawaii who beat Lake Charles, Lousiana this evening in the U.S. Championship 7-5. Undefeated Little League Team Matamoros, Mexico beat the undefeated Team Tokyo, Japan 5-4 in a 6-inning...

Okay, okay. Last weekeend we went off on the uselessness of the Olympics and sports in general. And we assure you that this is a policy we adherently stick to unless one of two things are involved: a) tailgating...

Few things bring out the sincerity in us, but eleven year-old boys who feel they have to starve themselves to be liked is one of them. In the above clip, eleven year-old Warren Fosse from Norwich, England discusses his...

Will and Jada Smith’s kids, Jaden and Willow, at the NYC premiere of Kit Kittredge: An American Girl. Will Smith’s Children At The NYC Premiere Of Kit Kittredge: An American Girl [Babyrazzi]...

There’s so much good stuff going on in the BBC Radio special report on Mexican emos we couldn’t stop with just one post. No, you must suffer through the deep thoughts of highly emotional Mexican teens with us. Then...

The plight of the Mexican emo is once again being documented by the world press. This time it’s BBC Radio who ran a special report on the great vengeance and furious anger being struck down on the eyelinered esquincles....

Prompted by a wave of like really harsh things posted on message boards and aired on Mexican network Televisa - from declaring that emo music kind of blows and that scene kids are fairly ridiculous, to labeling them as...

Young Texans are becoming increasingly addicted to “cheese” - snortable black-tar heroin cut with crushed sleeping pills, which is probably a little worse than consuming Kraft singles, even. Health officials in Dalls, Texas are growing increasingly worried by the...

In every biographical article ever written about a successful Latino in America, there’s a thing that we here at Guanabee like to call The Abuelita Factor. Sooner or later, someone brings her up. The old woman who helped raise...

Your big, fat, stupid kids might be that way because they’re bombarded with images of delicious foods on Spanish-language TV stations and not because you buy them nothing but deep-fried Cheetos dipped in fudge: Spanish-language television is bombarding children...

Research conducted by Alliant University (prestigious!) among same-sex couples in Florida who have adopted children show that, once again, Latinos really make awesome parents when they aren’t your own: • Male same-sex couples where both partners are Hispanic raise...

“Stuttering: For Kids By Kids” is a DVD available in Spanish to help stuttering children feel like they aren’t alone in their gross, embarrassing deformity: Many children who stutter have never met anyone else who struggles with the same...

You might think it’s only kids in the U.S. who have bigger tits than you do, but childhood obesity is a growing [Ed. note: Chortle.] epidemic in Mexico as well. In an effort to combat this problem, PepsiCo has...

Argentine entrepreneur Tito Loizeau is up to his eyeballs in synthetic hair and pink sequined bodysuits thanks to a Barbie-themed play area and salon he opened in a Bueno Aires shopping mall. The shop is a hit with screeching,...

Child bullfighters are all the rage in Mexico, even though the tiny torreadors run the risk of having their teensy weensy organs gouged and adorably shredded to bits: [T]he children confront very real danger in the ring, and their...