Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might create another alien hatchling together. [E!] Mischa Barton’s publicist says recent photos of Mischa looking like an old bowl of cottage cheese have been “doctored.” Yeah? Kevorkian? [Rush & Molloy] Paul McCartney has...

Eva Longoria is posing for BeBe again. Still looking like a wet chihuahua. [A Socialite’s Life] Paris Hilton has apologized for saying Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like “cottage cheese in a trash bag.” Better than a half-gnawed stick of...

Jessica Alba and her hopefully brown womb troll had a celebrity studded baby shower this weekend, and Kim Kardashian, she of the urine-soaked sex tape, was in attendance. Because why not?: Some of Mama Jessica’s friends and family descended...

Good ol’ Brit Bits. Hello darkness, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again. [WWTDD] Jessica Simpson learned nothing from the flaming bag of shit on the doorstep of pop culture that was “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.”...