Barack Obama’s family in Kenya celebrated his win with testicles and bull. [Times] You can wear CNN’s “Obama Inspires Historic Victory” headline all over your tits. [CNN] While you were getting drunk at work, Kirsten Dunst was involved in...

Some poor girl is going around Houston pretending to be Kim Kardashian. What an ass. [Kim’s Blog] Jessica Simpson’s new country single adds “country music” to the list of things Jessica Simpson can’t do. [Us Weekly] A 14-year-old boy...