Actress Hayden Panettiere’s new song, “Wake Up Call” is about 45% reggae, 55% totally boring. Also, “I think I’m going to have to cheat to keep your eye on me?” Healthy. LA store Kitson is dropping “The Hills” star...

“Project Runway” winner and patron of the side parts Christian Siriano (that’s him at left, dressed as a clitoris) thinks “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad’s clothing line is a steaming pile of shit. No offense: “It’s really sad that...

“Dancing With the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff has a thing for guys named Mario, moving from Mario Lopez to R&B singer Mario. Which makes sense because that ” I Heart Mario” tattoo would hurt like a bitch to remove. [Page...

Lately we’ve been noticing this brownish dude in the background of all the club scenes on “The Hills.” We didn’t pay much attention until Spencer Pratt’s evil sister (is it odd that she looks exactly like his fiancée, Heidi?)...

Perez Hilton stopped to horrify some TMZ paparazzi recently by talking to them for what seems like hours about a boring feud between him and “The Hills” pseudo-star Lauren Conrad in a video charmingly entitled, “Beef Curtains For LC.”...