FridayNovember142008

A potential class action lawsuit against lingerie and booty-short emporium, Victoria’s Secret, contends that some of their bras are made with formaldehyde — the fame ingredient used in making dissection-ready fetal pigs extra delicious — which causes wearers to...

TuesdayAugust262008

A new film coming out in India has been facing some backlash from Hollywood. Not because it failed to offer an excuse for Hollywood’s sexy “Brownface” trend, but because they feel it’s a rip-off of the Harry Potter franchise....

TuesdayAugust122008

Our very fauxvorite Fauxtina, Vanessa Hudgens, performed for hordes of screaming fetus-babies as she kicked off her summer fair tour. Summer fair… that actually sounds kind of fun. Corn dogs, corn on the cob and cornholin’ carnies, oh my!...

ThursdayAugust072008

File this under “Best Story Since That Toilet Lady.” Victoria Osteen, wife of magniciently-coiffed pastor Joel Osteen, has been slapped with a lawsuit after getting into an altercation with a Continental Airlines flight attendant named Sharon Brown: Brown accuses...

WednesdayJuly302008

TMZ, of all places, has a copy of the lawsuit filed by reporter Myriam Ayala against Univision on the basis of discrimination. Although, to be fair, TMZ probably wasn’t the first news outlet to stumble upon the suit. In...

FridayJune272008

Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant, is suing Jennifer Lopez for 5 million dollars. She’s claiming one of Lopez’s guard-dogs-who-was-not-Marc bit her on the leg two years ago during a flight. She’s kinda slow, we guess: Wilson says Lopez boarded...

MondayJune162008

Nothing comes between a man and his taco-like food products purchased at chain fast food establishments better known for their ice cream products. Since the headline is pretty self-explanatory, let’s dive right into the beauty that is this utter...

TuesdayMay202008

Olivia Tamayo, a migrant farmworker, took her supervisor and Harris Farms of Fresno, California to court on charges that he raped her several times: The first attack occurred in his car when she accepted a ride to work. The...

ThursdayMay082008

Hillary Andrews is a meteorologist for the Weather Channel or the station that captivates our father whenever we go on vacation and stay in a hotel equipped with cable. She’s currently suing the network for not properly responding to...

WednesdayApril302008

Juicy Couture, a name you might recognize emblazoned across a suburban 12-year-old’s ass, is suing Victoria Secret over the latter’s “Pink” line, which you might recognize from similarly aged asses in malls across America. Juicy claims VS stole style...

FridayApril182008

Dita Von Teese, the only living woman more pale than a certain blogger, has sued a contractor over building her a defective 10 foot swan. Writes TMZ, breathlessly: TMZ has obtained a lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior...

ThursdayApril032008

Remember when British magazine NME kinda called Morrissey a racist? Again? You do now, jerk. Well, it seems another British mag, the Word, also called His Pompadourness a bigot, but has since apologized: The singer Morrissey has received an...

WednesdayMarch192008

“Sterling Jewelers,” which runs such stores as “Kay Jewelers,” “Jared” and other lower-tier jewelry retailers frequented by boyfriends and husbands who don’t really love you, has been slapped, forcibly but in such a way as to not leave a...

ThursdayMarch062008

Glamour model and reality TV star, Jordan, launches a line of lingerie in all sizes. Except our size, so we’ll stick to wearing a couple of bandaids and a cork. [Hollywood Rag] Matthew McConaughey is in talks to design...

TuesdayFebruary122008

Two Hispanic bakeries are at war with each other over some recipes. Which is lovely, really, because it allowed us to come up with the headline above: In a lawsuit filed Monday in Multnomah County Circuit Court, Saul Hernandez-Mendoza,...

FridayJanuary252008

Spaniard Tomas Delgado is suing the family of seventeen-year-old Enaitz Iriondo, a cyclist he was involved in a fatal accident with, for damages to his Audi A8: Businessman Tomas Delgado says 17-year-old Enaitz Iriondo caused 14,000 Euros (£10,384) of...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Singer Luis Miguel has been dealt a lot of blows as of late, more in the form of lawsuits and less in the form of groupies. Homeslice is past his prime. And out several million dollars: Mexican singer Luis...

WednesdayJanuary092008

Mexirican singer Luis Miguel and his record label were slapped with a lawsuit by songwriter Marcos Lifshitz, accusing them of plagiarizing. L-Mig and Warner Bros. have been given 15 days to pay Lifshitz, who wrote “Siento Nuestro Aliento,” which...

ThursdayDecember202007

Basketball player Tony Parker is set to file a suit against the photo agency that broke the story of his alleged infidelity. Man, chill. You’re getting more publicity now than you ever did tossing a ball into a hoop:...

WednesdayDecember192007

Jennifer Lopez is set to sue her former business collaborator and design partner, Andy Hilfiger (Tommy’s brother): “It is expected that she will file suit and that he will countersue,” says a source close to one of the parties....

MondayDecember172007

Topy Mamery, Puerto Rican singer Noelia’s unfortunately named stepfather and former manager, says she never filed a lawsuit against him, as she claimed to have done. Reports People en Español: Topy Mamery, stepfather and former manager of Puerto Rican...

TuesdayDecember112007

Puerto Rican singer and amateur porn star Noelia is suing her stepfather, Topy Mamery, for sexual abuse: This latest legal action comes not long after Mamery, in Puerto Rico, accused his stepdaughter and her boyfriend, Jorge Reynoso, of slander....

TuesdayNovember272007

Oddly-headed blogger and Celebrity Fit Club contestant Perez Hilton pooped his pants while on the treadmill. Wait… “Celebrity?” Bullshit. [Gawker] Speaking of which, the judge in a celebrity photo agency’s case against Perez for copyright infringement thinks his countersuit...

TuesdayNovember272007

A group of Spanish-speaking workers have filed a discrimination suit against their workplace, G&C industries, after their employer implemented an “English only” policy at work. Andres Moran, one of the workers, gives us a lesson in geography: According to...

ThursdayAugust092007

In a case where you might say, “But hasn’t the dirt been publicized anyway?”, J. Lo has won over a half a million dollars in a pseudo- defamation suit against her first husband because he planned to publish a...

WednesdayAugust082007

In the land of homophobic Brazilian soccer, the man with a gavel is king. (We slay ourselves with modified adages.) Judge Manoel Maximiniano Junqueira Filho has thrown out the case of a soccer player who sued a rival coach...

MondayJuly232007

Oh, lorr, what do we have here? A veteran Latino actor caught in a steaming pile of legal mess, that’s what. Former NYPD Blue star and current Spanish-language spokesperson for Allstate Insurance, Esai Morales, has been sued by an...

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