Jennifer Lopez is suing ex-husband Ojani Noa to keep him from selling footage of her farting on a motorcycle.
10 November 2009
Jennifer Lopez Is Suing Ojani Noa Over Their Sexy Caca Tape, Is Also Pissed About His “Mockumentary”
By Alex Alvarez at 5:33 PM.
19 October 2009
Alejandra Guzman Will Sue The Doctor Who Gave Her Heinous Butt Boils
By Alex Alvarez at 10:49 AM.
Alejandra Guzman and her butt are set to sue Valentina de Albornoz, the cosmetologist responsible for botching Guzman’s cosmetic ass procedure, resulting in an unsavory growth and painful surgery.
22 September 2009
Tom Brady And Gisele Are Being Sued Over That Whole “Shooting During Their Wedding” Thing
By Alex Alvarez at 3:51 PM.
Tim Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s wedding in Costa Rica had all the makings of a fairytale: A Prince Charming, an evil stepmother, a goblin and shots fired at two local photographers. You can now add a lawsuit to that.
30 July 2009
Art Capital Group, Inc. Sues Photographer Annie Leibovitz For $24 Million
By Alex Alvarez at 5:32 PM.
29 July 2009
Julieta Venegas Is A Needy Bipolar Nymphomaniac, Says Fired Former Employee
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
Jordi Alcobe Fierro was, he says, fired as Julieta Venegas’ bassist without reason. So he’s retaliated by hitting her with a lawsuit and letting us know she’s some sort of crazy sex fiend who isn’t even hot.
27 July 2009
23 July 2009
Pablo Montero Plans On Suing Sweet, Sweet Dulce
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Pablo Montero is reportedly planning to sue Dulce, the “dancer” who says she took pictures of him sleeping in the nude after he refused to pay her upwards of one thousand dollars for 4 or 5 hours of “dancing.”
9 July 2009
24 June 2009
Perez Hilton Is Suing The Black Eyed Peas To Protect Your Rights, People
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
Perez Hilton is suing Polo Molino so that you, A Merkin, can enjoy free speech.
1 June 2009
Former CIA Operative Awarded One Billion Dollars For Emotional Suffering Caused By Che Guevara
By Alex Alvarez at 9:40 AM.
Miami-Dade judge Peter Adrien has awarded 73-year-old Gustavo Villoldo, a former CIA operative who had a hand in taking down Che Guevara, $1 billion following Villoldo’s claims that Fidel Castro and Guevara ruined his father’s businesses and drove him to suicide in 1959.
13 May 2009
Superpecado: Wal-Mart Sued By “Wetback” Workers
By Alex Alvarez at 10:16 AM.
ust as the company is drumming up publicity over its new line of Latinocentric supermarkets for short fatties, Wal-Mart is being slapped with a lawsuit by the the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) on behalf of ten Latino Sam’s Club warehouse workers. Why do people shop here?
12 March 2009
Jennifer Lopez Sued Over Monster-In-Law
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Sheri Gilbert, a North Carolina woman with no sense of shame, is suing Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda and others over the script for Monster-in-Law. Gilbert alleges the script for the major motion picture was similar to one she wrote in 1998 about issues with her own mother-in-law.
26 February 2009
Eyeshadow Of A Doubt: Maripily Rivera Discusses Roberto Alomar’s Bulging Fame And Giselle’s HIV Test
By Alex Alvarez at 6:30 PM.
Maripily Rivera, the glamorous new girlfriend of baseball star Roberto Alomar, spoke with “Escándalo TV” about allegations by Alomar’s ex that he refused to be tested for HIV. But, most of all, she spoke to make us jealous of her Wet ‘n Wild eyeshadow. Mission: Accomplished.
12 February 2009
Maripily Rivera - Roberto Alomar’s New Girlfriend - Says His Ex Lied About Him Having AIDS
By Alex Alvarez at 11:21 AM.
Following in the wake of a lawsuit filed against former Mets player Roberto Alomar by his ex, Ilya Dall, comes news that maybe Dall is a lying liarface. Alomar’s new girlfriend, Maripily Rivera (a former model with excellent taste in eye shadow), has been dating the athlete for the past six months and says he [...]
SensASIANal: Los Angeles Woman Lucie J. Kim Has Filed A Class Action Lawsuit Against Miley Cyrus
By Alex Alvarez at 10:11 AM.
Los Angeles woman Lucie J. Kim has filed a massive $4 billion class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus over her now infamous “Asian” pose.
11 February 2009
Lawsuit Reveals Roberto Alomar Has Aids; Had Unprotected Sex With Girlfriend Ilya Dall
By Alex Alvarez at 9:40 AM.
Former Mets baseball player Roberto Alomar has been slapped upside the head with a lawsuit alleging he engaged in sexual activity while afflicted with AIDS. Alomar’s ex-girlfriend, Ilya Dall, is behind the lawsuit.
