Levi Johnston, also known to his countless fans as Hollywood Ricky, is in talks (with himself) to star in a movie (about himself.)
17 November 2009
Levi Johnston And Sarah Palin Feud Through Television Interviews This Week
By mario.almeida at 2:26 PM.
13 November 2009
9 November 2009
Fotopost: Levi Johnston Is A MexiCAN
By Alex Alvarez at 5:27 PM.
Levi Johnston - model, political pundit, Hollywood heavy-hitter and Mexican - imparted some down home, folksy wisdom courtesy of Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata. Yes, Levi. You can learn a lot from a Mexican.
17 October 2009
Levi Johnston Is Eating Moose In Preparation For His Playgirl Shoot
By Alex Alvarez at 2:59 PM.
La Razafarian Levi Johnston is taking careful steps to ensure his upcoming appearance in Playgirl is a memorable one by working out, keeping fit and eating a shitload of moose.
5 October 2009
Levi Johnston Continues To Receive Endorsements For Knocking Up Sarah Palin’s Daughter
By Cindy Casares at 1:40 PM.
Levi Johnston is selling nuts. (That aren’t his own, this time.)
16 September 2009
14 September 2009
Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl’s Website
By Alex Alvarez at 11:39 AM.
Raise your hand if you want to see Levi Johnston naked! No, it’s ok, continue what you’re doing. You only need to raise one.
2 September 2009
Stuff That Is Gay: Levi Johnston Has A Lot To Say About Sarah Palin’s Parenting Skillz, Playgirl
By Alex Alvarez at 1:44 PM.
Levi Johnston knows very well what butters his bread: Publicly talking smack about his would-be mother-in-law, Sarah Palin. We just never thought we’d learn all about his fig leaf situation from another man as he did it.
Stuff That Is Gay: Levi Johnston Has A Lot To Say About Sarah Palin’s Parenting Skillz, Playgirl
By Alex Alvarez at 1:44 PM.
Levi Johnston knows very well what butters his bread: Publicly talking smack about his would-be mother-in-law, Sarah Palin. We just never thought we’d learn all about his fig leaf situation from another man as he did it.
11 August 2009
Levi Johnston Took A Break From Famewhoring With Kathy Griffin To Gossip About Palin
By Alex Alvarez at 11:56 AM.
31 July 2009
26 July 2009
Levi Johnston Has Bodyguards Who Follow Him Into The Bathroom At Monkey Bar And You Do Not
By Alex Alvarez at 11:04 AM.
Sexican-American Levi Johnston required no less than three bodyguards to visit Manhattan’s Monkey Bar.
13 July 2009
Pat Buchanan Hates Mexicans. (Levi Johnston, Specifically.)
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
Watch as Pat Buchanan advocates for Todd Palin to murder Levi Johnston via fatal underwater moose knuckle.
10 July 2009
Levi Jonhston Speaks Out About The Real Reason Sarah Palin Stepped Dow
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Political mastermind Hollywood Ricky, né Levi Johnston, says he knows the real reason professional moose gutter Sarah Palin stepped down from her position as the governor of Across-From-Russia. Did she have an affair? Is the actually Bristol’s child?
14 June 2009
Levi Johnston’s Mexicanness Reported In GQ
By Cindy Casares at 6:00 AM.
Turns out Levi Johnston’s Mexicanness comes from his dad, Keith. It was in that shirtless GQ article. Who read that?
13 June 2009
Levi Johnston Is Half Mexican. SARAH PALIN’S GRANDBABY IS MEXICAN.
By Cindy Casares at 9:50 AM.
Last night just before falling off to la la land, (that’s a brothel in south Queens), we learned a disturbing fact from one of Mario Lopez’s tweets:
“I interviewed Bristol Palin’s baby daddy- Levi Johnston. Nice guy.Very shy and quiet. Loves moose hunting. Told me he’s a half Mexican! Whoa!”
12 March 2009
Bristol Palin Break Up With Levi Johnston: We Didn’t See That Coming
By Cindy Casares at 9:09 AM.
Sarah Palin’s unwed mommy-daughter Bristol Palin and her fiance Levi Johnston have decided not to get married. Contrary to internet rumors that he’s out because Sarah Palin thinks he’s “white trash,” Johnston says they “mutually decided ‘a while ago’ to end their relationship.” And by “a while ago,” we’re pretty sure he means on November [...]
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It’s been a week of break-ups and shake-ups, like finding out that Selena possibly maybe made a sex tape. Luckily, we can take solace in knowing that, whatever happens, Levi Johnston will be sticking around.
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