The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie is out. Apparently it’s about some fat lady? Who lies? Or something. John McCain pulled out of an interview with Larry King because he thought being asked for an example of a...

Noooooo! Jermaine Clement from “Flight of the Conchords” up and got fucking married. Closed for business time. [TVNZ] After collectively taking over Heath Ledger’s role in The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell donated...

One fourth of New York residents have herpes. Honey. [WCBS] Maybe if Patricia Fields had dressed Hillary Clinton in a tutu and roller skates, she’d still be in the race. [NYT] Jennifer Lopez is coming out with a line...

Lily Allen blah-blah-blahgged about acting a straight up drunken fool at the “Glamour Awards.” [Lily’s MySpace] That said, we would make a baby with her dress. Present? [AOL] Johnny Depp has invited Lindsay Lohan to “Fuck Off Island.” Honey,...

Lily Allen took a little time out from swallowing a gigantic hand roll whole at Nobu to chat up photographers and let them in on a secret: After being complimented for her presenting skills, Lily announced to photographers last...