Tomorrow is the first day of college football’s rivalry week, and we’re excited. Yale faces bitter snooty rival Harvard, Cal visits Stanford, and above all, Ohio State will travel to “The Big House” to play against Michigan. In honor of one of our favorite times of the year, we bring you four trick plays we would love to see during this week’s games.
20 November 2009
17 November 2009
Five Movies That Were As Good As The Book
By Fidel Martinez at 2:00 PM.
Hollywood is so unoriginal that they’ll take whatever book they can buy the rights to and make a movie out of it. Most of the time, the final product is a craptastic waste of two hours, but once in a while, Hollywood gets it right. Here’s five titles where the movie was just as good as the book, if not better.
16 November 2009
Five Greatest Mario Games Of All Time
By Fidel Martinez at 11:15 AM.
Holy nerd on a stick! Nintendo has released a new Mario Bros. game and it’s amazing. In honor of the overall-wearing, princess-saving brothers, here’s a list of the five greatest Mario games of all time. As Mario would say, a-here we go.
13 November 2009
Five Weird Phobias People Have
By Fidel Martinez at 3:00 PM.
Today is Friday the 13th, a day considered unlucky by so many that there is a phobia for it. In honor of araskevidekatriaphobia, we’ve compiled a list of five other things people for which people have an irrational fear.
12 November 2009
Five Other Coaches That Should Join Byron Scott In The Unemployment Line
By Fidel Martinez at 7:01 PM.
The New Orleans Hornets fired coach Byron Scott today after starting the season with a shoddy 3-6 record. Given that the Hornets have done what’s best for their team, we suggest other teams follow suit by getting rid of these five coaches.
11 November 2009
Five Cartoons From Our Childhood We Would Like To See Brought Back
By Fidel Martinez at 11:08 AM.
Remember when you were a kid? Those were some good times, huh? Now you’re getting older and have responsibilities. We know it sucks. We’re in the same situation, too. Don’t worry, though. We have you covered. Check out the five greatest cartoons from our childhood that should be brought back on the air.
10 November 2009
Five Television Bosses We Wouldn’t Mind Working For
By Fidel Martinez at 12:24 PM.
This Sunday was the season finale of Mad Men, the critically acclaimed television show on AMC. We like the series because of main character Don Draper. In honor of this wonderful show, we’ve compiled a list of television bosses we would gladly work for, starting off with the main man himself.
8 November 2009
Four Big Parking Fails
By Fidel Martinez at 9:39 PM.
Left to their own devices, people will usually make asses out of themselves. Add a vehicle to the mix, and in the end you get shitloads of hilarity, and a strong argument for IQ tests as a requisite for obtaining your license. Check out these four videos.
6 November 2009
Four Hairless Animals That Makes Us Think The Apocalypse Is Coming Soon
By Fidel Martinez at 7:55 PM.
They say the beginning of the end will start when weird shit keeps happening all around us. Well, lately there has been a string of hairless animals popping up everywhere. Surely this can only be a sign of the day of reckoning.
5 November 2009
Five Greatest New York Yankees Titles Of All Time
By Fidel Martinez at 12:38 PM.
The New York Yankees are World Series champions yet again, after they beat the Philadelphia Phillies in six games last night. Despite what the haters might say, this is the best sports franchise of all time, winning a grand total of 27 titles. In honor of the recently crowned champions, we have decided to list the five greatest Yankees’ World Series victories. Where will this year’s victory end up? Let’s find out.
4 November 2009
Five iPhone Apps That Make You Say WTF
By Fidel Martinez at 10:35 AM.
One of the perks of having an iPhone, other than showing everyone who doesn’t have one how you’re better than them, is that there are so many applications available to you on the iTunes store.Most apps aim to make your life easier. Others are just plain weird, like the ones we feature below.
3 November 2009
Def Jam Turns 25: Ten Artists Who Shaped The Label
By Fidel Martinez at 2:22 PM.
Today marks the 25th anniversary of Def Jam Recordings, the influential music label founded by Rick Rubin and Russell Simmons. In honor of Def Jam’s birthday, we’ve compiled a list of ten artists who had a hand in elevating the label to legendary status.
2 November 2009
Four Animals That Make Your Sex Life Look Bland
By Fidel Martinez at 10:00 AM.
The animal kingdom is full of wonderful creatures that make you marvel at the awesomeness of nature. This list features none of them. Instead, we present to you four animals whose sexual habits will make you wish you had never given up your purity ring.
30 October 2009
Three October 30th Sporting Events That Rocked History
By Fidel Martinez at 5:01 PM.
Other than being Halloween’s eve, October 30th is an important day in the history of sports. Here’s a look at three events that make this day stand out.
29 October 2009
Horror Hotties: Five Vixens That Scare Our Pants Off
By Fidel Martinez at 9:20 AM.
Halloween is great for many reasons. You can go liquor treating, dress up in whatever ridiculous costume you want without any social stigma, and in our case, we get to compile lists of women to stare at and share them with you. So without further delay, we present to you the five horror hotties that can scare us anytime.
28 October 2009
New Maradona Beer Inspires 5 Other Sports Related Products We’d Like to See
By Fidel Martinez at 5:09 PM.
We heard that a new line of beer called “La Liga Cervecera” is being launched in Mexico and their first brew will be in honor of the dishonorable Diego Maradona. This is such a brilliant marketing campaign that we came up with a list of other products and services for other athletes.
23 October 2009
The Car With Whale Penis Leather Interior And The 3 People In History Who Could Have Used It
By Fidel Martinez at 7:18 PM.
A Russian company is planning on unveiling one of the most insanely decadent armored cars ever made at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show. The vehicle, known as the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition, will cost $1.5 million and includes ammenities such as an interior made with whale penis.
22 October 2009
Five Applications Google Should Make Instead Of “One Box”
By Fidel Martinez at 4:02 PM.
In its continuing effort to take over the world by being the coolest goddamn company in the world, Google is rumored to be releasing a new music service product, tentatively called ‘One Box’. We think that’s great, but here’s five applications we’d like to see instead.
29 April 2009
Top Ten New Names For The Swine Flu
By Cindy Casares at 7:00 PM.
A lot of people take issue with the name swine flu. The Jews and the muslims are offended. The pig farmers say it’s killing their business. And the pigs aren’t too fond of it, either. So, here are ten suggestions for more accurate monikers.
