14 May 2009

People En Español Did Not Invite Us To Their “50 Mas Bellos” Party

By Alex Alvarez at 2:05 PM.

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People en Español threw a party for their “50 Mas Bellos.” And, oh, was it ever a beautiful affair full of artificial lips under ringlets of artificial hair curling around artificial faces batting artificial lashes! We’re sure our invitation just got lost in the mail.

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Los “50 Mas Bellos” Party Photos

By Alex Alvarez at 2:00 PM.

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12 May 2009

Beauty Tips From People En Español’s Mas Bellos

By Alex Alvarez at 3:45 PM.

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The 50 Most Beautiful Latinos in the Whole Wide World have some beauty tips to help you, the gullible, celebrity-obsessed Latino consumer, look just like they do.

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7 May 2009

Cristian Castro Is Upset Over Not Being Among “Los 50 Mas Bellos” This Year. Luckily, He’s In Good Company.

By Alex Alvarez at 9:54 AM.

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Cristian Castro - singer, happy cock, and god descended from Olympus - is upset that he was not included in People en Español’s annual list of the “50 Most Beautiful.” What’s a shame is that so many other worthy names have also been left off this list.

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28 April 2009

People En Español Presents “Los 50 Mas Bellos.” Uh, Where Is The Guanabee Staff?

By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.

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It’s that time again! People en Español have released their annual list of “Los 50 Mas Bellos” with a whiz and a plop.

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