People en Español threw a party for their “50 Mas Bellos.” And, oh, was it ever a beautiful affair full of artificial lips under ringlets of artificial hair curling around artificial faces batting artificial lashes! We’re sure our invitation just got lost in the mail.
14 May 2009
12 May 2009
Beauty Tips From People En Español’s Mas Bellos
By Alex Alvarez at 3:45 PM.
The 50 Most Beautiful Latinos in the Whole Wide World have some beauty tips to help you, the gullible, celebrity-obsessed Latino consumer, look just like they do.
7 May 2009
Cristian Castro Is Upset Over Not Being Among “Los 50 Mas Bellos” This Year. Luckily, He’s In Good Company.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:54 AM.
Cristian Castro - singer, happy cock, and god descended from Olympus - is upset that he was not included in People en Español’s annual list of the “50 Most Beautiful.” What’s a shame is that so many other worthy names have also been left off this list.
28 April 2009
People En Español Presents “Los 50 Mas Bellos.” Uh, Where Is The Guanabee Staff?
By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.
It’s that time again! People en Español have released their annual list of “Los 50 Mas Bellos” with a whiz and a plop.
