TuesdayJuly082008

We live in a culture that is constantly bombarding us with contradictory messages about sex and relationships. Images of sex are everywhere, and yet talking openly and honestly about sex to young and impressionable people is still considered taboo....

TuesdayApril082008

Oh, ladieees! Put down the bag of Raisinets you’re eating voraciously under your desk and check out the most patronizing opening paragraph upon which you’ll ever feast your eyes (We promise this is one feast that’s calorie-free! Yummers!): Trying...

MondayMarch172008

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and future baby-mama, Brazilian model Camila Alves, is reportedly the perfect match for the shirt-adverse, bongo-loving actor because she, like him, is not overly concerned with trivialities like personal hygiene: He said he finally met a...

ThursdayMarch132008

A woman in Ness County, Kansas was removed from a toilet in her boyfriend’s mobile home after having sat there for two years. Her skin has become grafted onto the toilet seat, which had to be removed from the...

WednesdayMarch122008

Tattoo artist and painted lady Kat Von D, who once dated “Jackass” assjack Steve-O, is now hooking up with Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx. Golly, our umlauts are positively quaking. The two lovebirds even got matching tattoos to prove...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Well, Valentine’s Day — our least favorite holiday — is next week, as the unending assault of red and pink on our eyeballs has not allowed us to forget. As such, businesses everywhere are bombarding us with gift ideas...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...

WednesdayJanuary232008

Mexican TV personality Fabian Lavalle claims not to know his attacker, a man named Alfredo Cervantes Landa, although Landa claims to know Lavalle quite well. Biblically: Fabián Lavalle and Alfredo Cervantes Landa confronted each other, but not face-to-face. The...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz has, it turns out, a secret girlfriend of two years. Her name is Raquel Pereda and we hate her: According to Hola.com, the Spanish singer, 39, has been dating Pereda for two years, surprising news...

TuesdayJanuary152008

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

MondayDecember102007

We love New York Magazine’s “Daily Intelligencer” because, once a week, it allows us to look into the lives of our fellow New Yorkers without plummeting off a fire escape or the prospect facing potential jail time. This week,...

MondayDecember032007

A new dating show hoping to pair immigrants with temporary visas with the green-card-carrying creepsters who love ‘em shows that love isn’t only blind, it’s pretty dumb, too: A Los Angeles company is touting a new reality game show...

FridayNovember022007

QuieroLatino.com is a dating site for Latinos that understands finding love is a pretty difficult process without the aid of shot or seven of tequila, but harder still when one is trying to find a worthy beaner with which...

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