Sports, right? But Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo is the ambassador to all that with his eternal shirtlessness and his crucifixes that make us feel unholy. Sigh. Oh, yeah, and he’s boning his rival’s sister.
By Cindy Casares at 6:33 PM.
Sports, right? But Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo is the ambassador to all that with his eternal shirtlessness and his crucifixes that make us feel unholy. Sigh. Oh, yeah, and he’s boning his rival’s sister.