TuesdayNovember182008

Singer Luis Miguel was just straight-up chilling, flying to Chile on his private jet, when officials proceeded to confiscate fruits he had brought with him during a stopover at a town on Chilean / Peruvian border. L-Mig thought he...

MondaySeptember152008

When Luis Miguel isn’t busy impregnating women or leaping about onstage looking like he’s trying to reign in a massive doodoo bubble, he’s buying watches and expensive face cream. An Argentine magazine, Gente, is offering never-before-known details about the...

TuesdayJuly152008

Singer Luis Miguel has learned the hard way that, if you’re going to go ahead and cheat on someone, you should be sure to 1) not be famous and 2) not leave photographic evidence of your dalliances. Unfortunately for...

MondayJune092008

Actress Silvia Pinal has said that, although Luis Miguel has been spending time with her granddaughter —18-year-old Michelle Salas — he has yet to formally acknowledge the teen as his daughter. Cold-blooded. Also? He never returns our calls, the...

WednesdayMay142008

Some “journalist” tricked Luis Miguel into kissing her on the mouth during a press conference. He should have straight-up given her a roundhouse kick to the face while yodeling “Besame Mucho.” we don’t much care if you’re a woman...

TuesdayJanuary222008

Mexican singer Luis Miguel’s latest conquest is rumored to be none other than our very favorite maybe-porn star, Luciana Salazar. For someone who is looking more and more like a giant goiter, Luis Miguel sure does get around. The...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Singer Luis Miguel has been dealt a lot of blows as of late, more in the form of lawsuits and less in the form of groupies. Homeslice is past his prime. And out several million dollars: Mexican singer Luis...

WednesdayJanuary092008

Mexirican singer Luis Miguel and his record label were slapped with a lawsuit by songwriter Marcos Lifshitz, accusing them of plagiarizing. L-Mig and Warner Bros. have been given 15 days to pay Lifshitz, who wrote “Siento Nuestro Aliento,” which...

FridayJanuary042008

Mexican “Brujo Mayor,” Professor Antonio Vazquez Alba, has consulted his trusty tarot cards and cast his predictions for 2008. Among these, he sees that Luis Miguel will gain weight, Antonio Banderas will flirt with bisexuality, three Mexican singers will...

WednesdayDecember192007

Spanish-language network Univision is reporting that Puerto Rican-Mexican singer Luis Miguel is maybe, possibly dating Lindsay Lohan - a flaming bush in the desert of celebrity culture. We’re going to file this under “Meh.” Luismi se divierte sin Aracely...

TuesdayAugust282007

While the American press protects us from such realities of life as dead bodies and breast feeding, readers of the Latin American press are regularly treated to life in all its wondrous glory. Feast your eyes, and hold your...

FridayJuly202007

The gloves are off across the world. • Chilean soccer players at the semifinal match of the FIFA Under-20 World Cup had a brawl with the Canadian cops cuz they lost to Argentina. Now that’s what we call international...

TuesdayJune052007

A man with the unfortunate name of Marco Lifshitz finally caught a break this week when a judge ruled that Mexican singing icon Luis Miguel owes him money for plagiarizing his romantic ballad, Amarte Es Un Placer. Apparently Miguel never...

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