Just when we thought we had lost all hope in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE (We’re looking at you, wet-muskrat-stapled-to-Lindsay’s-head.), along come pictures of Jessica Alba with Michelle Rodriguez. And she’s smiling. It is like this movie is made of magic and love.
20 August 2009
18 August 2009
Machete Trailer Lego Version: They Just Fucked With The Wrong Mexican Lego
By Cindy Casares at 1:27 PM.
14 August 2009
6 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan Should Not Be In MACHETE. Plus: Pics From The Set.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:50 PM.
Behold: The first photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of MACHETE. Now someone get her out of there.
13 August 2009
Machete Script Revealed
By Alex Alvarez at 9:57 AM.
Are you excited for MACHETE? Will you still be excited after reading about MACHETE’s script? MACHETE!
31 July 2009
Robert Rodriguez Wants To Cast Lindsay Lohan In MACHETE
By Alex Alvarez at 10:09 AM.
Director Robert Rodriguez reportedly wants Lindsay Lohan to star in his upcoming MACHETE movie. Why does Robert Rodriguez hate us?
28 July 2009
21 July 2009
28 April 2009
Machete: The Greatest Movie Trailer Ever, To Become Full Length Feature
By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.
Variety reports that Machete, one of the fake trailers from Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse, will begin shooting in June as a full-length feature for the big screen. If you’ve ever seen Grindhouse, you may recall the 1970’s Blacksploitation, (we suppose you’d call it Mexploitation?), style trailer starring Danny Trejo in the title role of Machete, a former Mexican [...]
