Despite recent photos showing Yankees player Alex Rodriguez dining with ex-wife Cynthia and the couple’s two children, Ella and Natasha, at Houston’s steak house in Miami, quelling discussion as to who would be passing A-Rod the gravy this year,...

Ivana Trump’s younger husband, Rossano Rubicond, was filmed having sex with Argentine model Belen Rodriguez on Italian “Celebrity Survivor.” And to think that, on American reality shows, contestants just have sex with B&T tanning salon owners. [PH] Angelina Jolie...

There’s a new character in the Madonna Alex Rodriguez romantic drama that has unfolded over the last couple of weeks, and it’s no other than comedian Jerry Seinfeld. WTF?!!!. Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica, who happen to...

Christina Aguilera has a new video for her single “Keeps Gettin’ Better.” Which is ironic. Horward Stern’s rest stop in New Jersey is being shut down. He’ll always have that glory hole in Florida. [StarPulse] Donny and Marie Osmond...

Madonna’s had a lot of much-publicized relationships during her time as the reigning Queen of Pop and, now, as a musical footnote intent on keeping herself in tabloids. It’s telling that she is now arguably more famous for her...

Depending on which set of reports you’re inclined to believe, director Guy Ritchie is either an English gentleman who cries when his nagging wife refuses to let him eat sausages OR he’s a cold-blooded gold digger, out for his...

Shit is getting dirty! Like, bits-of-corn-stuck-in-it dirty! Ever since news that Madonna is a crazy banshee-woman who eats macrobiotic human entrails while howling at the moon, Madonna’s people have been working overtime to try and make her look like...

Rich, famous people? Are insane. It just kind of happens: One day, you’re idly swimming around in your pile of money and the next thing you know, you’re doing things like laminating endangered apes and dating men with neck...

Madonna and Guy Richie’s marriage has never been more marginally of interest than now! It seems the two fought over Madonna’s more beloved accessories: Kabbalah and her adopted children. Madonna kept shit classy as fuck by announcing in concert...

Are Madonna and Alex Rodriguez a couple? Is he the reason for her divorce from Guy Richie’s hot ass? A source (Lourdes) claims Madonna and Guy Richie have been separated for over a year and that Madonna had wanted...

Madonna’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg (that’s her in the picture), has confirmed that Madonna and director Guy Richie are indeed planning to divorce. In a statement emailed to the Associated Press, Rosenberg said that the couple is asking the media...

Guy Richie and Madonna are planning to divorce, saying they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer.” So “Pretence” was Guy’s pet name for Madonna? That’s adorable. The couple, who have been married for 8 years and...

Madonna is seemingly taking her fashion cues from her younger, more Cuban doppelgänger, Lourdes. For her “Stick & Sweet” tour, Madonna recently wore a pair of thick, black-rimmed glasses very similar to ones Loudres often wears. Cute. Only Madonna...

Apparently Madonna’s sinewy arms were all up on Alex Rodriguez burrito on Tuesday when the two dined at New York City’s Dos Caminos restaurant. This comes on the heels of Alex’s divorce to ex Cynthia Rodriguez - which was...

Quintessential children’s role models Amy Winehouse and Madonna have been made into lead-based LEGOS for your young child to choke on. Kidding. The special edition, 30th anniversary pieces will not be made available to the public because all of...

Madonna fell during a concert, but not before queefing all over a guitar. Annie Proulx, author of Brokeback Mountain, is upset that her short story has been constantly rewritten as slash fiction, Then, Proulx uttered, nervously, “I… I’ve never...

At the VMAs, former “American Idol” winner Jordin Sparks said Promise Rings are great because “not everybody –- guy or girl –- wants to be a slut.” Being a judgmental, self-righteous asshole is still cool, though. [People] Madonna, still...

Despite recent news to the contrary, Dolly Parton is not dead and six feet under. Or five and one quarter feet under. [About] A woman named Ebony Garcia stabbed to death in Queens. Her screams were ignored by one...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married over the weekend in LA. Anne Heche, meanwhile? Still irrelevant. [BBC] A little friendly advice? Don’t ever date John Mayer, even if his dick is made of candy and rainbows. He’s...

Remember when Madonna was constantly being described as “edgy” and “provocative” and “talented” “groundbreaking?” No? Well, it was a while ago, to be fair. The designs for Madonna’s new “Sticky & Sweet Tour” outfits have been revealed, and they’re...

ChristopherCicconeTalksAboutHisBookUploaded by guanabee Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, reveals that is sister is cheap because she shops at Ikea. The truth, you see, must come out, regardless of how it impacts fabulous people like Chris Ciccone’s personal friend, Demi Moore. Oops,...

British authors confess to never reading certain classic works of literature like Ulysses, Wuthering Heights and A La Recherche du Temps Perdu. Adorable British authors: They’re just like us! [Telegraph] A new wax statue of Amy Winehouse has been...

Well, it didn’t take long for this to happen. Some friend of a friend of Alex Rodriguez claims to have video of Madonna and The Rod making love. On a sofa. Says Joy Online , purveyors of the Ghana...

Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, reveals in his new book about his famous sister that not only “would he not be surprised” if Miami club owner Ingrid Casares and Madonna were more than friends, but that she introduced her to...

Jose Canseco, sworn enemy of Alex Rodriguez after El Rod hit on his wife, has decided he wants in on this whole Madonna-A-Rod-Lenny Kravitz-Cynthia Rodriguez deal and has come forth saying Madonna had begged him to impregnate her back...

If you’re like us, you’re being made by your publisher and the almighty traffic gods and all that is wrong with America to follow the continuing clusterfuck saga of the saddest excuse for a husband who ever lived—Alex Rodriguez....

The divorce papers have been filed in Miami and, according to Cynthia Rodriguez’s own lawyers, she and husband Alex Rodriguez signed something called an, “antenuptial agreement” a month before they wed that her crack team of litigators will be...

A new tell-all by Madonna’s brother claims the “singer” once kissed actress Gwyneth Paltrow. This is a woman who has willingly put her face near Sean Penn’s mouth; a little faux-lesbian making out is nothing. [The Sun] In other...

Cynthia Rodriguez has hired an attorney from Houston named Earle Lilly to represent her in divorce proceedings against her husband and rumored Madonna schtupper Alex Rodriguez. Lilly is a known celebrity lawyer, though we don’t know who the hell...

After a holiday full of crazy rumors, Madonna has decided to open her heart and express herself through People magazine to let us all know how much she really does cherish her marriage. To that end, she denies that...

Madonna’s little — alleged — tryst with ball-toucher or whatever Alex Rodriguez is surprising only because we tend to forget either of them exist. Because, as it turns out, Madonna actually has quite a history of dating (or having...

There are rumors swirling over an affair between Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, who apparently plays some sort of sport or something, on the heels of news that Madonna’s marriage to director Guy Ritchie is all crumbling and crusty and...

Amy Winehouse may be a crack-addled, sore-riddled drunken bag of bones, but at least she’s not opening for a “cunt like Kanye.” [dlisted] Madonna’s mother-in-law says Madonna and Guy Ritchie are definitely not getting a divorce, because mother-in-laws always...

You can thank Tila Tequila for California’s decision to drop its ban on gay marriage. Or you can throw a drink in her face for being such a delusional turd. [Us Weekly] Eva Longoria-Parker isn’t pregnant, just super fucking...

Poor Christina. Not only is she at the mercy of music critics, tabloid editors and sexy, sexy bloggers over her choices in everything from song lyrics to lipstick color, now she’s being blasted for her perceived lack of mothering...

Celine Dion “forgot” to shave her legs before a concert. Much like we “forget” to shave our legs all winter or whenever we have a boyfriend. [¡Huay! mi MAMA! 2.0] Madonna once told Justin Timberlake to drop his pants...

A new cartoon classic is set to meet the same fate as The Cat in the Hat and Fat Albert before it. Nickelodeon has seen fit to greenlight a live-action version of Dora the Explorer for a television movie...

We don’t care if it’s creepy or not; we’re totally fascinated by Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes. She’s the eldest offspring of the woman who will forever be frozen in celluloid having wax poured onto her by Willem Dafoe which, don’t...

Madonna’s new oeuvre, Filth and Wisdom, has turned the cinematic world on its head and has it sliding its chocha down a pole if front of robust businessmen who smell like cigars and smegma. Not only does it show...

If lighting a candle to Santa Barbara while liberally applying Agua de Violetas just isn’t your style, you might want to channel your increasingly creepy celeb worship into actual, well. Worship: Qassa was born from New York based artist...

Jennifer Lopez is radioactive radiant. [dlisted] Paulina Rubio doesn’t look a day over “Photoshop-years-old.” [Univision] Sending gifts via text messages is a good way to spend money on someone who would never want to be seen with you in...

New York Yankees player and stripper-loving, um, player Alex Rodriguez has hired Madonna’s co-manager, Guy Oseary, in an effort to improve his public image: “This is to help him have more control of his image and brand,” Guy Oseary...

Lourdes “Lola” Leon, Madonna’s daughter (Who is, as you might know, part Cuban. Which parts? The good ones.) is apparently in talks to appear in the next Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and The Perks of Nepotism: A source...