Vadge just left Dona Marta, the favela at the foot of the hill in Rio de Janeiro, where children are picked off with semi-automatic weapons for sport.
13 November 2009
5 November 2009
Madonna Is Or Is Not Supporting Jesus Luz’s DJ Career Depending On Which Paper You Read
By Cindy Casares at 12:41 PM.
26 October 2009
8 October 2009
Madonna Will Buy Jesus Luz A Multi-Million Manger Of His Very Own
By Alex Alvarez at 1:40 PM.
Madonna, talented singer and successful actress with a natural beauty so breathtaking it makes baby birds pop, has decided she wants her boyfriend-child Jesus Luz to be close to her and her family… but not too close.
1 October 2009
Madonna Talks A-Rod, Admits She’d Rather Get Run Over By A Train Than Marry Jesus Luz. The Phrase Is “Pull” A Train, Madge.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:07 PM.
Madonna made an appearance on David Letterman’s show the other night and, really, she was quite charming when not being completely self-absorbed.
29 September 2009
Lourdes Is Going To Be The Next Madonna, Says Madonna
By Alex Alvarez at 5:22 PM.
Madonna said she believes her daughter can be “anything she wants to be,” as long as that something is somehow related to the entertainment industry.
28 September 2009
Madonna And Jesus Luz Are Getting Married, According To Her Biographer
By Alex Alvarez at 3:44 PM.
Madonna and Jesus Luz are getting married. No, for real. You guys. For REAL. A “relative” and a “friend” were even quoted about it.
15 September 2009
2 September 2009
1 September 2009
Madonna’s Celebration Video Shows Why She’s Been Waiting For The Coming Of Jesus
By Alex Alvarez at 11:59 AM.
Woohoo! It’s here! Madonna’s long-awaited (eh?) video for her latest single, Celebration. The video includes a lot of good-looking people who are not Madonna jumping around and dancing while she moans a tune we’ve already forgotten. Also: Jesus’ tetas.
Madonna’s Celebration Video Shows Why She’s Been Waiting For The Coming Of Jesus
By Alex Alvarez at 11:59 AM.
Woohoo! It’s here! Madonna’s long-awaited (eh?) video for her latest single, Celebration. The video includes a lot of good-looking people who are not Madonna jumping around and dancing while she moans a tune we’ve already forgotten. Also: Jesus’ tetas.
27 August 2009
Madonna Booed In Romania For Defending Gypsies: Should Celebs Mix Entertainment With Politics?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:19 PM.
Madonna was booed by Romanian fans during a concert on Wednesday when she spoke up against the discrimination of Roma, or ethnic Gypsies. The question most had was: How is this your bu$iness, child?
26 August 2009
Jesus Luz Shows Off His DJ Skillz In Madonna’s Celebration Video
By Alex Alvarez at 4:23 PM.
Yeah, forget everything we said about being proud of Jesus Luz for developing hobbies other than taking a loofah to Maddona’s calluses in the shower.
24 August 2009
Jesus Luz Is A DJ Now: Good For Him
By Alex Alvarez at 2:59 PM.
We make a lot of fun of Jesus Luz around here, mostly because he is ridiculous, but, really, we’ve got to hand it to the kid: He’s done better for himself than a lot of Madonna’s temporary boy-toys.
20 August 2009
We Can’t Believe Madonna And Jesus Luz Are Making Out, Either, Dude
By Cindy Casares at 4:23 PM.
So much for the “just friends” rap.
