Apparently a concerned citizen from Moosefart, Alaska (named Joe Biden) sent a tip to Wonkette about a theory that Sarah Palin’s “lipstick” might actually be a “tattoo.” Oh please. As if we’d ever buy the idea that Sarah Palin...

We loooove makeup. Yes, we sometimes feel conflicted about our worrisome dependency on the stuff, but oh how we love it: The smell, the colors, the possible carcinogens! Swoon! Amiright ladies? But, in an effort to advocate using less...

Model Gisele Bundchen has been named the newest spokesmodel for Max Factor cosmetics on the eve of the company’s 100th anniversary. And, as expected, Gisele has something kind of dumb to say about it: “I thought it was really...

A nip in the air and evident on several subway passengers this morning let us know that Fall is just around the corner. And we couldn’t be more excited for it! And with the arrival of Autumn, of course,...

We’ve long been queasy over a lot of the mainstream media’s attitude over women having the audacity to slither around in broad daylight without first slathering themselves in concealer and eyeliner and a vial containing the blood of an...

L.A. Ink star Kat Von D has taken it upon herself to fill that void for female female-impersonators who want to wear makeup to look as grimy as possible and think MAC is too subtle. Voila! The Kat Von...

Because it’s a process slightly more complicated than delivering babies in your high school bathroom during a prom, here’s another round of the “Chola Makeup Tutorial.” This time, our favorite self-hatey blogger from Singapore (And, oh! How that list...

Tilda Swinton is a talented Academy Award-winning actress. But that’s probably not as important as the fact that she didn’t wear any makeup to said awards ceremony. Right? Right. As such, The New York Times Style Magazine’s Alex Kuczynski...

This helpful makeup tutorial will teach you how to apply the ideal amount of eyeshadow and lipliner. Beause the trick to perfecting the chola lean, homegirl, is to have so much makeup on your head so that you can’t...

Truthfully-hipped Colombian singer, Shakira, is set to launch a line of beauty products in collaboration with Spanish beauty company Puig Beauty and Fashion Group: Shakira will have significant input in the creation and development of the range, according to...

Thanks to our always impeccably made-up commenters Janie A G-Go and Latin_Princess, we were recently introduced to the concept of the “Latina Makeup Mask”, something that certain Latinas with deathly pallors never have to deal with. But we are...

Mary Kay Cosmetics, long the sole reign of women named “Pam” and “Marge,” has opened its arms to embrace ladies who are a browner shade of pink and who wish to make money riding around in Pepto-Abysmal colored Cadillacs:...