Well the final hours of 2007 are winding down and you know what that means: nothing. Time is a construct of man. But let’s play along, shall we? Let’s take a look back at the seven glorious months since...

On the penultimate episode of “Making Menudo,” Trevor’s hair and Chris went head-to-head to determine which would have to take his ass on home. Both had songs by people named Jojo, only Trevor’s Jojo happened to own a vagina,...

In the last episode of “Making Menudo”, manager Johnny Wright assembled what he considered a dream team of losers for a cruel game of, “Show me why I shouldn’t kick you to the curb.” There’s Eric who can’t sing,...

Here at Guanabee, we may get to swim in a pool of champagne with a cardboard cutout of Gael Garcia Bernal on a regular basis and eat sushi off a naked Noelia, like, every other Tuesday, but nothing compared...

This week on the second episode of “Making Menudo”, entitled, “Looks Vs. Talent: JC Can’t Get By On Looks Alone,” we learn an important lesson: JC can totally get by on looks alone. Even though he can’t sing or...

Last Thursday was the premiere of “Making Menudo” and we missed it because, frankly, there’s only so much barely pubescent boy love we can take in one evening. But we’ve since checked it out and have a few thoughts...

This week marked the season Premiere of “Making Menudo,” the most important reality show of our time. And, yet, none of us managed to watch it. What we did do was scour the internet for what the stars are...

Sorry, for the double shot of Menudo-itis, but “Making Menudo,” the most important reality show of our time, premieres tomorrow on Mtv and we are more than a little obsessed. After all, Menudo practically invented Latinos coming to America....

Oh my God, “Making Menudo” premeires TO-morrow on Mtv and the tales of bitchiness between the fifteen contestants are already making their way to the surface like the steam off a turd. It seems the boys are already making...

Our sister’s boyfriend’s cousin Pito who delivers sushi at Viacom totally hooked us up with this super secret, advance clip of the new Menudo single, “Más Que Amor (A E I O U).” Yes! It’s got the vowels in...