Tonight the Jets of New York, led by Señor Mark Dirty Sanchez, face the Dolphins of Miami Sound Machine (and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez) in the most super, heaping helping of Hispanic Futbol Americano ever. Let’s see what’s planned.
26 October 2009
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18 September 2009
Mr. And Mrs. Anthony-Lopez Go To Washington, Meet Barack Obama, Chew Gum
By Alex Alvarez at 1:04 PM.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony recently ventured from the very depths of The Block and headed to Washington D.C. in order to celebrate his birthday, attend a speech by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and to celebrate Anthony’s Lifetime Achievement award at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s gala.
29 July 2009
Jennifer Lopez Out With Her Stepgremlins In Disney
By Alex Alvarez at 2:15 PM.
J to the L O took her stepkids and her pet chihuahua out for a day of fun at Disneyland in California
27 July 2009
22 July 2009
Marc Anthony and J-Lo Become Minority Owners of Miami Dolphins (No Pun)
By Jack Tomas at 5:18 PM.
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez become the latest Latinos to invest in the Miami Dolphins, but the question is: Do the Dolphins and the NFL need to market specifically to minorities?
17 July 2009
Marc Anthony To Join Ranks Of Celebrities Who Own Sports Teams But Do Nothing
By Chris Alonzo at 4:23 PM.
As we mentioned earlier, rumors are floating that Marc Anthony is in talks to become a minority owner with the Miami Dolphins. Should the deal go through he’ll be joining a growing fraternity of celebrity sports team owners. Let’s see who’s already in the club!
The Mothers of Our Children of the Day: Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Model Bikinis at Fashion Week
By Chris Alonzo at 12:52 PM.
Hey, did you hear that syrupy balladeer Marc Anthony might become a minority owner of the Miami Dolphins? It’s true! So in celebration of his shiny new toy check out some pics of Dolphins cheerleaders modeling Keva bikinis for Miami’s fashion week.
2 June 2009
Marc Anthony And J-Lo’s Relationship Proves Latinos Are Pretty Much Unmarryable
By Alex Alvarez at 2:17 PM.
There is always drama going on at the Lopez-Anthony household. Someone’s always throwing up on a cashmere dog or whatever. The latest rumors have Marc ad Jennifer fighting over Marc’s desire to have J-Lo become a stay-at-home mom.
26 February 2009
Jennifer Lopez Throws Lavish Party For Twins, Does Not Make Up For The Fact That Both Took After Marc
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
Jennifer Lopez’s womb crumpets have finally turned one year old. A whole year of being alive, swathed in cashmere and Swarovski diamonds and being utterly nanny-less and naturally conceived through COITUS! J-Lo celebrated all this by throwing twins Emme and Max a circus-themed party.
21 January 2009
Marc Anthony Denies Valentine’s Day Divorce Announcement
By Alex Alvarez at 5:15 PM.
Marc Anthony was asked if there was any truth to the rumors that he and wife Jennifer Lopez were planning to announce their divorce at a Valentine’s Day concert at Madison Square Garden. Marc initially responded by ignoring the question and merely showing off the impressive xylophone peeking through from under his shirt, which was pretty [...]
Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Sucking Out Your Soul Through Your Face
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are so in love. LOOK AT HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE, EVERYONE!!!
[A Socialite's Life]
Michelle Obama’s hairstylist, Johnny Wright, is getting his own reality show. Please, please call it “The United States of AHAIRica.”
[Reuters]
20 January 2009
Latino Inaugural Gala
By Daniel Mauser at 11:21 AM.
Latino celebrities attend the Latino Inaugural Gala in Washington DC.
19 January 2009
Jennifer Lopez And Her Wedding Ring Attend The Latino Inaugural Gala
By Alex Alvarez at 1:06 PM.
Jennifer Lopez’s increasingly elusive wedding ring was her most talked-about accessory at Sunday night’s Latino Inaugural Gala, “Celebrando El Cambio - Renewing America’s Promise,” held at Washington D.C’s Union Station.
Other accessories included copious amounts of blue eyeshadow, a giant head-boil and something called a Marc Anthony. Not her best look, honestly.
15 January 2009
Covering The Coverage: Marc Anthony And Jennifer Lopez, Like Diarrhea, Are Fiery, Loud And Violent
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s relationship has taken a turn for the violent, if you believe third-tier tabloid magazine, which we do. Star magazine, which really hammers its story home with a cover picture of Jennifer Lopez turning into a werewolf, alleges that Jennifer and Marc have begun fighting, probably due to their fiery Latino tempers. According [...]
12 January 2009
An Obamanation!: Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Are Too Cheap To Pay For Inauguration Tickets
By Alex Alvarez at 12:45 PM.
9 January 2009
Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Divorce Rumors Continue, Blame It On Their Womb Trolls
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
