Marc Anthony has received an award from the Milan Town Council for his contributions as an artist. Looks like those hilarious Germans can step aside as the funniest people in the EU: “We wanted to honor him for his...

Gus, the new winner of the “World’s Ugliest Dog” award, reclines sedately after his win. Congrats to Gus! [dlisted]...

Jennifer Lopez is all upset because she thinks she’s a bad mom. Probably because she’s a bad mom: “If the twins cry, she thinks it’s because she’s a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself.” “Marc had to sit...

Oh, those crazy kids! Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony reportedly have a chaotic family situation because they’re terrible people who will suck out your soul while cackling evilly. Or because they leave the TV on: It’s gotten even nuttier...

…Oops, not Marc Anthony. It’s just a teeny little dog. Our bad, guys. Anyway. Go ahead and caption Conan, a little chihuahua chilling in Japan, as me mimics a Buddhist priest. While wearing what appears to be a tiny...

Jennifer Lopez and her gremlin are setting out to raise their kids without nannies. Oh, the realness of it all: “Jennifer is such an amazing mom, and I’m so proud of her,” Anthony said on The Billy Bush Show,...

There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with...

Our favorite Nuyorican couple are featured today in a New York Daily News article that claims women are happier when their spouse is fugly. An article entitled, “When she’s hot & he’s not there’s better shot at happiness” says:...

At a recent NYFD fundraiser, Marc Anthony (Needle scratch. New York City Fire Department… and Marc Anthony? Such seemingly disparate entities. Like pouring vodka over Cocoa Puffs which, seriously, don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Anyway…) shared he...

People magazine is willing to offer Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony somewhere between 4 and 6 million dollars for pictures of their little monsters miracles: People magazine is poised to pay Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony between $4 million...

Christina Aguilera scheduled a C-section because she was afraid of vaginal tearing. We’re more afraid of our vagina becoming cognizant and whistling “Freebird” while we’re in line at the post office. But we suspect that’s just us. [dlisted] Christina’s...

“El Show de Cristina” recently featured celebrity impersonators no bigger than your thumb! Actually, maybe a little bigger than that. But, still, the little people brought big smiles to Cristina’s audience, like the wee little nuggets of endless entertainment...

Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon. What a coincidence! [SOW] A couple hundred improv actor froze at 2:30 Saturday in Grand Central Station. It’s almost as funny as that time a homeless man called us a Nazi in Grand...

Because Gollum isn’t a Disney character, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez appear as Aladdin and Princess Jasmine in the latest series of Disney-themed photographs by Annie Leibovitz. Because all brown people look kinda the same, yeah? And all have...

Jennifer Lopez and her big, fat face collected presents galore at a baby shower held by the producers of her award-winning cinematic oeuvre, Maid in Manhattan on the rooftop of Manhattan’s Gramercy Park Hotel. [Ed. note: In winter?] Among...

No doubt trying to empty a space in his roster for La La, Jennifer Lopez manager Irving Azoff has parted ways with Her Blockness. According to Azoff’s people and Showbiz Spy, Azoff made the move out of frustration with...

Singer (?) Jennifer Lopez thinks she may just bow out of the spotlight once she gives birth to her piglets precious little twins: “I do realize people want to know [about the pregnancy] because they’re interested, but this is...

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly set to give birth in silence, in accordance with Scientology’s rules for “silent birth:” Scientologists believe that silent birth will relieve the newborn of any stress the first week of their life. 38-year-old J. Lo...

Jennifer Lopez is set to sue her former business collaborator and design partner, Andy Hilfiger (Tommy’s brother): “It is expected that she will file suit and that he will countersue,” says a source close to one of the parties....

We’re not really a fan of blind items because we consider them a cop-out, but we’ll allow ourselves to dip our toes into the shallow end of the cesspool that is celebrity pop culture and partake in some irresponsible...

“Singer,” “actress,” and “clothing designer” Jennifer Lopez is buying things for one, or possibly two, children who are currently lying in wait within the velvet-lined VIP room that is her womb. Let’s peruse the contents of her wish list...

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony   Alberto Gonzales...

Former Miss Universe and current Puerto Rican pseudo-famous person Dayanara Torres refused to answer questions about former husband and current anemic-looking person Marc Anthony’s new baby: The tension was thick in the press room for the 8th Annual Latin...

If the fact that her belly doubled in size didn’t tip you off that Jennifer Lopez might be pregnant, the recent cancellation of her San Diego concert might have. And if neither of these got you questioning the state...

Even though pretty much everyone and their mother has already confirmed Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy, the singer actress celebrity has finally gone on record saying she is, in fact, knocked up. Lopez made the announcement in the classiest way possible....

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker   Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony...

Tests conducted by biologists at Texas State University show the gruesome dog/pig/Marc Anthony head belonging to a 40 pound, hairless creature found dead in a Texas woman’s backyard is not a Chupacabra, but a regular ol’ Texas coyote: “The...

Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli officially confirmed to People Magazine that singerish, actress-like famous person Jennifer Lopez is, in fact, pregnant. “It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger. Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests...

Nothing excites us more than knowing that JLo is breeding and bringing a couple of JenniferLopitos into this world. God knows Ricans don’t breed enough already. Anyhoo, after countless hours using the most advanced, genealogical technology to try and...

Hey everybody, US Weekly has the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez is looking like she swallowed a camel lately. It turns out she’s having twins. Who could have seen that coming? Not us. No sir. We thought she was...

Since Jennifer Lopez is being all cocktease on us about her pregnancy it was about time somebody took matters in their own hands. Marc Antony’s ex-wife Dayanara Torres has publicly confirmed what Jennifer Lopez has not: home wrecker JLo...

Rumors are spreading like a ‘wild fire’ that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. Photos of a big bumped Lopez were taken at a concert in the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut this past weekend. Frankly, we don’t really understand what the...

There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses: I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for...

Word on the street and InTouch Weekly is that Jennifer Lopez is twelve weeks pregnant after she and husband Marc Anthony resorted to in vitro fertilization to conceive. (The forces of nature obviously being against it.) What’s more, an...

The hawk-eyes over at Urban Hoopla have highlighted an image of J. Lo we missed in our coverage of her runway show Tuesday night. The pic raises an (un)interesting question: are Mizz Lopez and Marc Anthony spawning? We figure...

We took one look at this spread (click to enlarge) of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony from the CBS-Conde Nast media spawn, Fashion Rocks and thought, “Hey, they look like they just came off a really bad movie premier.”...

There’s so much mudslinging going on in the aftermath of big screen bomb, “El Cantante,” that we really don’t know where to start. So we picked the one we find most fun! It comes to us from Los Angeles...

The reviews are in and it’s clear the Hector Lavoe biopic, “El Cantante,” starring Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, is not going to win any Oscars. It could, however, get into the Guinness Book Of World Records for being...

According to the New York Post gossip beat, pop singer Marc Anthony’s none too happy with the composite picture of his current woman, J. Lo, and his ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, standing next to each other on the latest cover...

With the nationwide release of “El Cantante” fast approaching, the movie we hate to love is getting the good ol’ soft news treatment in the papers—complete with profiles of people who knew the biopic’s subject, salsa legend Hector Lavoe,...

We stumbled across this doctored image today, and couldn’t help but dream up an alternate history for the pictured couple. One where neither J. Lo nor Marc Anthony signed the pact with the devil that launched them from the...

Following what we predict to be a disappointing run for their movie “El Cantante”—people say it’s actually good, but we won’t buy into the hype (at least, not openly)—singer Marc Anthony says he and his wife J. Lo might...

Take a good, long look at the actor on the left. Any tingling sensations yet? The kind that bring Ben Affleck to mind? Casting agents behind the J. Lo-produced, Univisión mini-series based on her life are banking on it....

The cover story for August’s issue of Glamour features a Jennifer Lopez interview that reads like a 5-page plug of the movie she’s produced, starred in, and promoted for some time now—a salsa-heavy biopic about music legend Hector “La...

A cheesy poster, a pair of musicians-turned-actors, and plenty of hype…the recipe for movie disaster, right? Apparently the people on web forums for “El Cantante” don’t think so. Tony from New Rochelle, NY sez: As a fan of both...