Someone put the laugh track from last night’s David Letterman apology on Mark Sanford’s Maria Belen Chapur confession.
6 October 2009
If Mark Sanford Had A David Letterman Laugh Track During His Confession
By Cindy Casares at 9:18 AM.
22 September 2009
26 August 2009
Mark Sanford Takes A Stand For Slutty Governors Everywhere
By Cindy Casares at 7:28 PM.
“I will not be railroaded out of office,” Mark Sanford wrote today in a letter to South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer who basically told Sanford today to take his Argentinean slut and step down from office.
24 August 2009
Maria Belen Chapur Is Rumored To Be In South Carolina
By Cindy Casares at 10:29 AM.
While Jenny Sanford is talking about empathy for her philandering husband in this month’s Vogue, rumor has it that Mark Sanford the governor and latin lover of South Carolina, has moved his Argentine girlfriend, Maria Belen Chapur, stateside.
20 July 2009
Mark Sanford’s Op-Ed Calls Maria Belen Chapur Debacle “His Funeral” And “A Tragedy”
By Cindy Casares at 2:30 PM.
This weekend, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford published an Op-Ed piece in local papers that’s so pathetic we’re beginning to think that The State is not really a newspaper, but an elaborate guerilla comedy piece from defunct indie comedy project The State.
16 July 2009
New Maria Belen Chapur Photos Reveal She Shops!
By Cindy Casares at 10:34 PM.
Someone snapped photos of Maria Belen Chapur walking down the street after grocery shopping. It’s just like when we go grocery shopping. Except for the paparazzi.
10 July 2009
Hundreds Of Mark Sanford Emails Reveal He’s As Pussy-Whipped As You Thought
By Cindy Casares at 1:37 PM.
Hundreds of emails from South Carolina governor Mark Sanford’s account show that he jumped through major hoops last summer to get his Jesus-loving ass down to Buenos Aires where he already admitted he saw his girlfriend, Maria Belén Chapur.
3 July 2009
Maria Belen Chapur’s Email Hacker Says, “You Don’t Know Who You’re Messing With.” Well, duh.
By Cindy Casares at 10:45 AM.
The mean person who hacked into Maria Belén Chapur’s Hotmail [Ed. So ninety's.] account and exposed to the world that she has been fucking South Carolina governor Mark Sanford for a year is said to have emailed the couple a nasty note.
30 June 2009
We Love Mark Sanford Because He Calls His Girlfriend’s Punani “The Ultimate Line”
By Cindy Casares at 6:00 PM.
More fascinating tidbits from Mark Sanford’s Associated Press interview today. (And, P.S., someone tell this dude to stop talking.) Turns out he “crossed lines” with multiple other women besides his girlfriend, Argentinean journalist Maria Belén Chapur. He just never crossed “the ultimate line.”
Mark Sanford Says He Saw Maria Chapur 5 Times In The Past Year
By Cindy Casares at 1:45 PM.
Oh, so now South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford says he saw Maria Belen Chapur–his girlfriend in Argentina–five times in the past year. But, he says the state only paid for it twice. We totally believe him.
29 June 2009
Maria Belen Chapur Speaks Out About Her Emails To Mark Sanford
By Alex Alvarez at 9:18 AM.
Maria Belen Chapur contacted C5N and Radio 10 reporter Eduardo Feinmen in Argentina to comment on emails she sent to South Carolina governor Mark Sanford and to clarify who exactly aired these out for all the public to read.
26 June 2009
Carlos Soto Served Mark Sanford And Maria Belen Chapur At His Restaurant, Says “Real Chapur” Is Blonde
By Alex Alvarez at 3:14 PM.
The man pictured at left is named Carlos Soto. He is the owner of an Italian restaurant in Argentina called Guido’s. As the name suggests, it is a classy establishment, attracting the likes of Mark Sanford and Maria Belen Chapur.
People With White Problems™ React To Our Story On Maria Belen Chapur
By Alex Alvarez at 11:16 AM.
Gawker was either kind, smart or naïve enough to pick up our story on the woman believed to be the Maria Belen Chapur - the Argentine journalist who left South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford completely enculado.
25 June 2009
Mark Sanford Will Have To Reimburse His Laycation To Argentina. Booya.
By Alex Alvarez at 6:49 PM.
Since Mark Sanford admitted-after-he-was-caught that he’d visited his mistress, Maria Belen Chapur, while on a government-funded trip to Argentina, he will have to reimburse part of the cost of that trip to the state of South Carolina.
María Belén Chapur Picture, Video: Okay, THIS Is Her.
By Cindy Casares at 5:31 PM.
The Argentinean press says this woman is the María Belén Chapur that is currently crying with and schtupping Mark Sanford, governor of South Carolina. No offense to the other María Chapur, but this seems more plausible.
Possible Maria Chapur Mark Sanford Mistress Photos
By Alex Alvarez at 4:23 PM.
Photos thought to be of Maria Belen Chapur (or Shapur, according to some), Mark Sanford’s Argentine mistress.
The Fellowship, Governor Mark Sanford’s Secretive Christian Landlords On C Street
By Cindy Casares at 12:00 PM.
Yesterday during South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s bizarre press conference, he said that a group called, “C Street” has been counseling him and his wife on their marital problems. I.e. the fact that he’s having an affair with one Maria Belen Chapur (or Shapur depending on who you read) of Buenos Aires, Argentina. That name [...]
