This little boy, “Dannyhott,” truly lives up to his name. He is the hottest shit this side of the Osh Kosh B’Gosh outlet store. Watch, enraptured, as he sings along to Mariah Carey’s opus “Touch My Body,” even though...

A new tell-all by Madonna’s brother claims the “singer” once kissed actress Gwyneth Paltrow. This is a woman who has willingly put her face near Sean Penn’s mouth; a little faux-lesbian making out is nothing. [The Sun] In other...

Hulk Hogan talked to Larry King about how terrible and whiny his incarcerated son is. Or how great and noble? We’re not sure. Mariah Carey proves that just because you weren’t invited to someone’s wedding, does not mean you...

The lovely and talented Mariah Carey talks to the also lovely and talented Ellen DeGeneres about her stupid, awful wedding to stupid, awful Nick Cannon. It was stupid and awful. She also showed the People magazine pictures of the...

Stupid Scarlett Johansson showed off her big, stupid engagement while wearing a stupid, ugly dress. That stupid head. [A Socialite’s Life] Star Jones has gone out and about with her new gigolo. Uh, boyfriend. No, gigolo. [dlisted] It would...

Oprah would like you to know that she kind of knew before you did that Mariah and Nick getting married, mentioning the time Nick hung out backstage with Mariah and Mariah’s stupid “Mrs. Cannon” tattoo. Which, surely, she will...

People magazine obtained exclusive pictures of Mariah Carey making the biggest mistake of her life / Nick Cannon’s payday in the Bahamas. Behold Mariah in all her splendor, wearing some napkin on her head and almost getting eaten by...

Mariah Carey’s quickie nuptials have put a dent in her ability to do other things like form coherent sentences, walk and chew gum at the same time or fulfill business obligations like appearing on “The View.” In all fairness...

Apparently Mariah Carey was able to overlook the fact that Nick Cannon dresses like a cartoon and has not been remotely funny since ever enough to spend the rest of her life with him. Or until they go through...

Mariah Carey is engaged to Nick Cannon. That’s plenty gross by itself, but the engagement ring he gave her? Is the same he gave to his ex, model Selita Ebanks. [Perez Hilton] Annie Leibowitz hates brown people. [Jezebel] John...

Mariah Carey performed “Touch My Body” off her ludicrously named album, E=MC2 on “Good Morning America.” And everything wall all hunky-dory and pink and glittery until one of Mariah’s back-up singers decided to steal the spotlight and sing Mariah’s...

Mariah Carey is reportedly tired of and confused by comparisons between her and British singer Leona Lewis. Maybe she should also be tired that she’s playing into the “pitting successful women against each other game.” Because no one wins...

Martha Stewart’s chow, Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow, has headed to that giant dog park in the sky. Good, because that’s our drag name and we wanted it back. [Martha Stewart] Jodie Marsh, glamour girl, without makeup...

Perez Hilton is going to lose weight so he can jog shirtless this summer. We can’t empathize, Perez. We only jog toward deep fried Oreos. [Perez Hilton] One of Perez’s weight loss tips was to have all your food...

If you’ve ever equated the bunions and blisters you get from stilettos with blues and soul, then Carlos Santana is your guy. The famous guitarist teams up with Mariah Carey’s hair extensions in a commercial for Macy’s. Carlos is...

Mariah Carey remains slightly doughy firm that she did not say that thing we said she said. But that doesn’t mean she’d ever do a duet with that less-than-a-pig, Jennifer Lopez. Oops: Carey insists that the quote did not,...

Former singer and current grown-ass rich woman looking like she buys her dresses at Wet Seal, Mariah Carey, was asked if she would ever consider performing a duet with Jennifer Lopez. In response, she set down her Hello Kitty...