As we reported earlier, actress Hayden Panettiere’s father, Alan, was arrested for allegedly hitting her mother during an argument. The incident has understandbly left us all hurt and confused but, luckily, Mario Lopez is on hand to help explain...

How could anyone gaze upon Mario Lopez’s chiseled physique and not automatically want to capture his likeness in an oil painting to hang above their bed? Or at least a velvet painting? Commemorative stamp? No? AC Slater was recently...

Mario Lopez has apparently been tagged to be the new host of “Extra,” replacing both Mark “Sugar Ray” McGrath and Dayna “Who?” Devon. He’s got enough ego for two: Plagued by sagging ratings, suits at the long-running celebrity TV...

We’re not sure why a handful of media outlets are reporting on a story that originally came out in May, but anything that gives us an excuse to post photos of Mario Lopez’s dimpled… smile is a good one....

“Britain’s Missing Model” is new reality show in the UK that features models with missing limbs and disabilities competing for a contract. “Missing” refers to the contestants’ frontal lobes, we presume. [NY Daily News] Mario Lopez doesn’t shave his...

“Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Don’t worry; it’s really short. [TMZ] Hulk Hogan stopped by his daughter’s “Maxim” shoot, just to make sure she didn’t show too much skin. Without him being there to watch. [FOX News]...

Mario Lopez’s dimples and huge, inflated, throbbing ego share the cover of “TV Guide” along with “The Hills” star Audrina Partridge and her freaky ceiling eyes. The story is on Hot Bods! Which apparently means Bulimia Nervosa and Airbrushing!...

Mario Lopez gives out delicious-looking m&m ice cream pops in Los Angeles. Take It, AC Slater! [dlisted]...

You know how Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria are always eating cupcakes or getting their labia pierced together or whatever the Hell those two do? Well, some speculate the two are joined at the hip because they are sucking...

Oh, happy day. Looks like Dimples McMullet was able to take time out of not wearing sweaters and not being faithful to not get married while looking hot, taking the top spot on “People’s” list of “Hottest Bachelors of...

According to a woman who briefly dated Mario Lopez while he was involved with “Dancing with the Stars” partner, Karina Smirnoff, he’s a jerk. Who probably likes wearing frilly pink panties: Hooters gal Meagan Cooper tells E! she and...

When Mario Lopez isn’t posing like or in front of a ginormous weiner, he’s feuding with his A Chorus Line co-stars and being too old to pose in his underwear. First, Mario decided he wasn’t going to wear his...

Actorish dancer Mario Lopez poses with The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile....

Dancing star and former proponent of mullets, Mario Lopez, takes the time to fully enjoy life’s simple pleasures. Among the things our dimpled friend enjoys sre Sunday brunches, the word “tapenade,” long walks on the beach with girlfriend Karina...

You can stop holding your breath, everybody! Mario Lopez’s new tome, Knockout Fitness, is finally out. And will help you get that beautiful, chiseled ass you never knew you always wanted. You can crack walnuts with these asscheeks, baby....

“Dancing with the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff would like you to know that she’s not just some canoodler running amok long the streets of Los Angeles and is still very much with her meal ticket (Doritos and a Big Gulp...

Karina Smirnoff, Mario Lopez’s ex and former dance partner on “Dancing with the Stars” has moved out of his L.A. home amidst allegations of “canoodling” with other men. Ugh. Canoodles are always served with too much cheese: Smirnoff, who...

Mario Lopez will take the stage in “A Chorus Line.” Any excuse to post this picture. [A Socialite’s Life] Vanilla Ice has been arrested for beating his wife. Pretty cold. [Hollywood Rag] Charlie Sheen’s fiancée, Brooke Mueller, is apparently...

“Dancing With the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff has a thing for guys named Mario, moving from Mario Lopez to R&B singer Mario. Which makes sense because that ” I Heart Mario” tattoo would hurt like a bitch to remove. [Page...

Coco says the secret to her marriage with Ice T is his “stroke.” We think it’s his ability to come in delicious flavors like peach, raspberry and nutty. [Hollywood Rag] Demi Moore’s beauty secret? Leeches. Who knew Ashton Kutcher...

Taking a little break from their comfortable spots on the D List, Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria went out for lunch to celebrate Eva’s 53rd birthday. Mario took the opportunity to gift his friend with an expensive Cartier necklace,...

Eva Longoria got a diamond necklace from Mario Lopez and now our abuelita is finally convinced she’s suelta. [Daily Mail] Jessica Alba’s romantic shotgun wedding might be this weekend. [Lossip] Literally everyone we hate most in the world stays...

Mario Lopez: actor, pageant host, dimples and Jheri Curl, was on hand to distribute Valentine’s Day presents (mostly vibrating thongs) and cupcakes to small, sickly children at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. He also took the opportunity to...

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Questionable heartthrob and star dancer Mario Lopez had a final say in friend and Palms Hotel owner Gavin Maloof’s choice of host for his housewarming party. Maloof originally wanted Ali Landry, Lopez’ ex-wife, to host but AC Slater wasn’t...

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Gay leaning Towleroad makes an interesting observation about our friend A.C. Slater today: Like clockwork, every few months Mario Lopez decides to come out from his hiding place and run around the beach in Santa Monica. Here’s his fall...

Apparently tired of the glamor behind clichéd forays into the world of fashion mag spreads, Brazilian übermodel Gisele has signed on to this season’s installment of celebreality contest “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ll give you a second for this...

• Mario Lopez helps crown Miss Teen USA, Hilary Carol Cruz. She’s as Hispanic as he is hetero. [Miss Teen USA] • Mexican presidential candidate Bill Richardson says many Latinos don’t know he’s a bro because of his last...

• Perez Hilton and Ross The Intern cross blog in East L.A. and we all get sucked into a scary vortex of PR synergy and dulce de leche. [YouTube] • West Hollywood totally has Vida Guerra’s back on this...

Mario Lopez has caught a lot of flack from us for what he’s done off the set and in front of the camera, but never for anything an imposter of his has done. Until now. 16 years after a...

Our Associate Editor Carlos Nobleza Posas goes off on personal rants that may or may not be factually based. A week ago, we posted a story about a pair of identical twins torn asunder at birth under such bizarre...

Reports from the #1 news source that’s holier than thou reveal an insidious plot sprung on Pope Benedict XVI during His Holiness’ recent meetings with Mexican President Felipe Calderón. The Catholic News Service chose to lowlight the political blah-blah-blah...

We recently read that back in the day, Mario Lopez was secretly kicking it with Miss Fergie unbeknownst to her unsuspecting parents and legions of Kids Incorporated fans. Fergie tells all on UrbanHoopla, “He was actually my boyfriend at...

See what happens when we don’t watch the Miss Universe pageant? We miss out on eeeeverything. In the above video, Miss USA Rachel Smith trips on her dress and falls smack on her bottom on live television. Below she...