Mario Lopez dressed up in lingerie for Nip/Tuck this week and we almost missed it. Luckily, a little fairy told us.
4 November 2009
Mario Lopez Felt Comfortable Signing Young Girls And Their Mom’s Body Parts
By Cindy Casares at 10:57 AM.
30 October 2009
16 September 2009
30 July 2009
People Magazine Saved By The Bell Reunion: Is It Weird That Mario Lopez Is The Most Successful One?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:59 PM.
Who would have guessed that, 21 years after Saved By The Bell made its debut, the corny-ass, dancing dude wearing hammer pants and a Jheri curl would go on to become the cast’s most successful member?
1 July 2009
15 June 2009
22 May 2009
Guess The Latino Stars Before They Were Famous
By Alex Alvarez at 2:25 PM.
Mario was a cute little kid before he turned into what appears to be a fully ambulatory mound of different meats. What did other Latino stars look like when they were just tiny, unfamous womb nuggets?
20 May 2009
1 May 2009
13 April 2009
Watchando Thinks Ryan Seacrest Is The Gay Mario Lopez
By Cindy Casares at 12:49 PM.
Mario Lopez denies calling Ryan Seacrest a one-trick pretty pony. [Perez Revenge]
Antonio Banderas is bringing Camera Cafe to the U.S. Because his life is a French farce. [Latin Gossip]
George Strait’s brother Buddy Strait found dead in a hotel in San Antonio [WOAI]
Two women are fighting over Pedro Infante’s body. In death as in life. [Lossip]
8 April 2009
Because It’s Hump Day: Mario Lopez Puckers Up For George Lopez
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Mario Lopez appears at least twice in super-sexy poses within the pages of this week’s crop of tabloids.
The TV host / actor / dancer / papi was recently photographed applying chap stick. Which, according to Star magazine, makes him “normal.” Little do they know that the lip balm is poisoned and that Mario plans on [...]
20 February 2009
Blind Item Time! Which TV Personality Is “Too White” For A Spanish-Based TV Show?
By Alex Alvarez at 12:33 PM.
So, how good are you all at figuring out blind items? See if you can help us figure out the identity of an actor who is “too white” for a certain television program. Andy Garcia?
Wicked Whispers:
Which TV personality is “too white” for a Spanish-based program? He test-ed well, but execs were worried because he doesn’t [...]
28 January 2009
Mario Lopez Has Moved On To The Next Flavor Of The Week, Guanabee Expert Weighs In
By Alex Alvarez at 3:21 PM.
Having decided that Smirnoff is no longer his flavor of choice, dimpled dancer and sometimes TV host Mario Lopez has moved on to some new broad. Guanabee has enlisted the help of expert celebrity body language interpreter Doctor Xela Zeravla, to determine whether these two crazy comemierdas have a future together, or whether they’ll exchange bodily [...]
