It hasn’t gone well since Mark Sanchez, quarterback of the Jets and man of Mexican heritage, started 3-0 and we were ready to crown him the greatest Mexican quarterback of all time. He’s been losing. A lot. We’re getting nervous and ready to ask, what has Mark Sanchez done for Mexicans lately?
16 November 2009
26 October 2009
Mark Sanchez Eats A Hot Dog On The Sideline: Should He Have Had Nachos?
By Alejandro Paz at 2:11 AM.
Legendary Mexican quarterback Mark Sanchez was caught yesterday eating a hot dog on the sideline. Ay dios mio. The Jets were up 38-0 in Oakland, and Sanchez said he “didn’t eat much before the game,” so he was feeling “a little queasy.” People are aghast, but what was he sposed to do?
22 October 2009
13 October 2009
Mark Sanchez Fails On MNF: How Will We React?
By Alejandro Paz at 9:53 AM.
The Caribbean Chupacabras, led by white devil Chad Henne and his crew of eager running backs defeated the almost-soon-to-be-greatest Mexican quarterback of all time, Mark Sanchez, his shiny new receiver Braylon Edwards and Los Jets de Nueva York. Let’s see how y’all took the game.
12 October 2009
TONIGHT: The Most Hispanic Football Game Of All Time
By Alejandro Paz at 10:01 AM.
Tonight the Jets of New York, led by Señor Mark Dirty Sanchez, face the Dolphins of Miami Sound Machine (and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez) in the most super, heaping helping of Hispanic Futbol Americano ever. Let’s see what’s planned.
18 September 2009
Gueys Of The World: Mark Dirty Sanchez Chimichanga
By Alejandro Paz at 4:49 PM.
Orale gueys, check these links from our homies. Today we’ve got Mark Sanchez’s new nickname, the dumbest anti-pot ad ever, zombie little mermaids and a HIGHlarious vid entitled StrangerSmart for the 80s kids, after the jump.
29 July 2009
The Mark Sanchez Era is Upon Us
By Chris Alonzo at 3:45 PM.
Quarterback Mark Sanchez begins his first pro training camp this Friday, with the New York Jets draft pick battling for the starting QB position. As a Latino Men’s blog, we are rooting heartily for him to make our jobs easier by either winning the Super Bowl or going 0-16.
19 May 2009
Mark Sanchez Goes Belly-Up For GQ
By Alex Alvarez at 3:14 PM.
Mark Sanchez, he of the chiseled features and enigmatic cultural allegiances, has a 70s-inspired spread in GQ that shows us a side of the young football star that we’ve never seen before - a side that wears belly shirts, mesh, and plays an extra on Baywatch.
8 May 2009
Will Latinos Buy Mark Sanchez? Marketers Hope So.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
The Jets hope that rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez will attract Latino fans to the game of footaball and to the Jets in particular. Why? Because he’s Latino.
31 December 2008
USC’s Mark Sanchez Is Making The Rose Bowl Prettier For America
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
If you care that the Rose Bowl is tomorrow, you’re probably at the wrong site. But if you’re only interested now that you’ve seen USC’s starting quarterback Mark Sanchez, (at right), you’ll want to take a look at our special Mark Sanchez Rose Bowl peep show after the jump. Mark is a 22 year-old junior [...]
