Adamari Lopez’s mother, Vidalina Torres, was asked to weigh in on the rumors surrounding her daughter’s relationship with singer Luis Fonsi, who is said to be doing the ho stroll arm-in-arm with TV personality Lilia “Suciano” Luciano.
10 November 2009
Adamari Lopez’s Mother Weighs In On The Luis Fonsi Divorce Rumors, Is Cute
By Alex Alvarez at 4:44 PM.
Documents Show Luis Miguel And Aracely Arámbula May Indeed Be Married
By Alex Alvarez at 1:54 PM.
Despite famously eschewing the institution of marriage in favor of “verbal contracts” with the women he dates and sometimes impregnates, singer Luis Miguel may, in fact, be married to Mexican actress Aracely Arámbula, his longtime companion and mother of two of his children.
Document Shows Aracely Arámbula May Be Mrs. Luismi
By Alex Alvarez at 1:47 PM.
26 October 2009
Younger And Smarter Wife Key to Happy Marriage, And the 4 Couples Who Prove It
By Fidel Martinez at 2:33 PM.
A recent study titled “Optimizing the Marriage Market” conducted by a Bath University team revealed that marriages have a better chance at succeeding if the woman is younger than her husband by at least five years, and if she’s smarter too.
2 October 2009
Jenni Rivera Wants You To Know That She’s Planning To Surprise Her Boyfriend With A Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 9:32 AM.
We liked Jenni Rivera better when she was trying to make headlines for making fun of people’s dead relatives and picking fights with Niurka. This new, domesticated Jenni is much less amusing.
1 October 2009
Madonna Talks A-Rod, Admits She’d Rather Get Run Over By A Train Than Marry Jesus Luz. The Phrase Is “Pull” A Train, Madge.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:07 PM.
Madonna made an appearance on David Letterman’s show the other night and, really, she was quite charming when not being completely self-absorbed.
28 September 2009
Madonna And Jesus Luz Are Getting Married, According To Her Biographer
By Alex Alvarez at 3:44 PM.
Madonna and Jesus Luz are getting married. No, for real. You guys. For REAL. A “relative” and a “friend” were even quoted about it.
11 August 2009
4 August 2009
15 July 2009
Fairytales Wrong: Scientists Prove Love Isn’t Enough For A Good Marriage
By Alejandro Paz at 2:15 PM.
Scientists at the Australian National University have decidedly crushed the dreams of starry eyed women worldwide in their new study entitled, What’s Love Got to Do With It. We’ve been trying to do that for years with a complex strategy of philandering and objectification.
8 July 2009
Iiiiinteresting: Penelope Cruz Wants Kids, Does Not Want A Husband
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
Penelope Cruz, whose next cinematic masterpiece is a G-Force, a film about fighting rodents, says she is a very maternal person and would love to, someday, be a mom to her own little Sienne McKenzie or Sunshine Chai Latte.
2 July 2009
Why Wait?: Danielle Deleasa And Kevin Jonas Are Engaged
By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.
Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas brothers at the ripe old age of 21, has become engaged to his girlfriend of two years, 22-year-old former hairdresser named Danielle Deleasa. How is it possible that a 22-year-old can be a former anything?
30 June 2009
So Maybe Niurka’s Ex, Yanixan, Married A Transsexual
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Niurka’s ex-husband, Yanixan, has gotten married to a transsexual in the wake of his divorce from his famous ex. The two were married in a private Yoruba ceremony.
29 June 2009
Padre Alberto Cutié’s Wedding
By Alex Alvarez at 12:55 PM.
Alberto Cutié made a honest(ish) woman out of Ruhama Canellis over the weekend as the two were married in an Episcopalian ceremony at San Bernardo Church.
22 June 2009
16 June 2009
Father Alberto Cutié Married Ruhama Canellis Today At A Coral Gables Courthouse
By Alex Alvarez at 2:42 PM.
Sorry, ladies and Christ: Alberto Cutié tied the knot with his leaky fiancée Ruhama Canellis today. They were married by a judge in a Coral Gables courthouse, but are rumored to be planning an upcoming church wedding.
29 May 2009
14 May 2009
Jesus To Marry Madonna: Jesus Luz’s Father Is A Liar, NY Daily News Thinks Madonna Is A Lady-Dude
By Alex Alvarez at 9:57 AM.
Jesus Luz’s father confirms news that his son and Madonna are marrying one another in a Kabbalah ceremony. He also thinks Madonna is perfectly pleasant. Mmm hmm.
6 May 2009
Javier Bardem Proposes To Penelope Cruz, She Responds, “Salma!”
By Alex Alvarez at 10:48 AM.
Penelope Cruz and boyfriend Javier Bardem are engaged! Again? The couple, who took care not to be photographed together when they attended Salma Hayek’s recent wedding in Venice, have reportedly decided that they’ll also give marriage a spin.
