A recent study titled “Optimizing the Marriage Market” conducted by a Bath University team revealed that marriages have a better chance at succeeding if the woman is younger than her husband by at least five years, and if she’s smarter too.
26 October 2009
Younger And Smarter Wife Key to Happy Marriage, And the 4 Couples Who Prove It
By Fidel Martinez at 2:33 PM.
2 October 2009
Jenni Rivera Wants You To Know That She’s Planning To Surprise Her Boyfriend With A Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 9:32 AM.
We liked Jenni Rivera better when she was trying to make headlines for making fun of people’s dead relatives and picking fights with Niurka. This new, domesticated Jenni is much less amusing.
1 October 2009
Madonna Talks A-Rod, Admits She’d Rather Get Run Over By A Train Than Marry Jesus Luz. The Phrase Is “Pull” A Train, Madge.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:07 PM.
Madonna made an appearance on David Letterman’s show the other night and, really, she was quite charming when not being completely self-absorbed.
28 September 2009
Madonna And Jesus Luz Are Getting Married, According To Her Biographer
By Alex Alvarez at 3:44 PM.
Madonna and Jesus Luz are getting married. No, for real. You guys. For REAL. A “relative” and a “friend” were even quoted about it.
11 August 2009
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15 July 2009
Fairytales Wrong: Scientists Prove Love Isn’t Enough For A Good Marriage
By Alejandro Paz at 2:15 PM.
Scientists at the Australian National University have decidedly crushed the dreams of starry eyed women worldwide in their new study entitled, What’s Love Got to Do With It. We’ve been trying to do that for years with a complex strategy of philandering and objectification.
8 July 2009
Iiiiinteresting: Penelope Cruz Wants Kids, Does Not Want A Husband
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
Penelope Cruz, whose next cinematic masterpiece is a G-Force, a film about fighting rodents, says she is a very maternal person and would love to, someday, be a mom to her own little Sienne McKenzie or Sunshine Chai Latte.
2 July 2009
Why Wait?: Danielle Deleasa And Kevin Jonas Are Engaged
By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.
Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas brothers at the ripe old age of 21, has become engaged to his girlfriend of two years, 22-year-old former hairdresser named Danielle Deleasa. How is it possible that a 22-year-old can be a former anything?
30 June 2009
So Maybe Niurka’s Ex, Yanixan, Married A Transsexual
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Niurka’s ex-husband, Yanixan, has gotten married to a transsexual in the wake of his divorce from his famous ex. The two were married in a private Yoruba ceremony.
29 June 2009
Padre Alberto Cutié’s Wedding
By Alex Alvarez at 12:55 PM.
Alberto Cutié made a honest(ish) woman out of Ruhama Canellis over the weekend as the two were married in an Episcopalian ceremony at San Bernardo Church.
22 June 2009
16 June 2009
Father Alberto Cutié Married Ruhama Canellis Today At A Coral Gables Courthouse
By Alex Alvarez at 2:42 PM.
Sorry, ladies and Christ: Alberto Cutié tied the knot with his leaky fiancée Ruhama Canellis today. They were married by a judge in a Coral Gables courthouse, but are rumored to be planning an upcoming church wedding.
29 May 2009
14 May 2009
Jesus To Marry Madonna: Jesus Luz’s Father Is A Liar, NY Daily News Thinks Madonna Is A Lady-Dude
By Alex Alvarez at 9:57 AM.
Jesus Luz’s father confirms news that his son and Madonna are marrying one another in a Kabbalah ceremony. He also thinks Madonna is perfectly pleasant. Mmm hmm.
6 May 2009
Javier Bardem Proposes To Penelope Cruz, She Responds, “Salma!”
By Alex Alvarez at 10:48 AM.
Penelope Cruz and boyfriend Javier Bardem are engaged! Again? The couple, who took care not to be photographed together when they attended Salma Hayek’s recent wedding in Venice, have reportedly decided that they’ll also give marriage a spin.
12 March 2009
Cheech Marin Engaged To Pianist Natasha Rubin, Is 2 Classy 4 U
By Alex Alvarez at 1:22 PM.
Bad news, ladies: Cheech Marin is now engaged to professional classical pianist Natasha Rubin. He’s been dating the Russian-born Rubin for about four and a half years now, and the fancypants piano player is just one of several indications that the man most famously known for smoking a giant joint in a lowrider is way too [...]
24 February 2009
Awkward: Nine Year Old Bride Jayla Cooper’s “Final Wish” Was To Get Married Before She Died
By Alex Alvarez at 3:41 PM.
Jayla Cooper, age 9, was diagnosed with leukemia two years ago. As her health deteriorated and the Cooper family becamse aware that Jayla did not have long to live, they decided to grant her a final wish - to get married to her, um, childhood sweetheart, 7-year-old fellow cancer patient Jose Griggs.
Adriana Lima Is Married To Marko Jaric, Can Finally Drop That Virgin Shtick
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Model Adriana Lima secretly wed NBA star Marko Jaric over Valentine’s Day, because they’re both incredibly lame-o. Unlike bloggers who use the term “lame-o.”
Maybe now Adriana can drop the “saving myself for marriage” shtick?
