Mary-Kate Olsen was riding shotgun when her friend backed into a Pollo Loco delivery car. Evil, but at least it wasn’t Pollo Tropical. [dlisted] Raven Symoné took to her MySpace to write a perfectly except-able blog about her eyebrows...

Kanye asks his fans to be accepting of others. Especially people who think you’re gay because you wear your jeans the French (?) way. [Towleroad] Ugh. We kind of love Ashley Olsen’s crazy-ass yellow sunglasses. Can we still be...

Tyra Banks is going to dress up as Michelle Obama for the pages of Harper’s Bazaar. While Heidi Montag will wear a rubber Cindy McCain mask outside her home later tonight. [Page Six] Federal investigators would like to interrogate...

Jamie-Lynn Spears rocks the post-menopausal look as she debuts baby Maddie on the cover of OK! [OK!] Actress and model turned reality TV trainwreck, Brigitte Nielsen, had a boob job live on German TV. Seems about right. [Daily Mail]...

Concert-goers at Bonnaroo chanted “Kanye sucks” when he performed over two hours late. But that just isn’t true. Kanye doesn’t suck; he’s all hand and spit. [HuffPo] You know how Scarlett Johansson was omg so lyk super psyched that...

Mary-Kate Olsen fell all of two feet to the ground on her drunken behind. Christian gyms? Don’t sound Kosher. [NYT] Nick Hogan has been moved out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other perfectly nice young...

Mary Kate Olsen showed up at the “New Yorkers for Children Gala” wearing a Marc Jacobs puffy headband from his Fall 2008 collection foreboding a strange, new, raccoonish trend. The upside is that a piece like that could save...