The feds have decided not to press charges against Elvis Crespo for allegedly masturbating on a flight from Houston to Miami last month, but Patricia Parea, the witness who reported Crespo, is not giving up so easily!
10 April 2009
7 April 2009
New Elvis Crespo “Pinga” Video
By Cindy Casares at 1:45 PM.
The Elvis Crespo Masturgate parodies are beginning to roll in and this one, by the dubiously titled Mariconson.com, is pretty funny towards the end. We love how Elvis’ defense is that he didn’t even get to finish.
2 April 2009
Chris Crocker–Elvis Crespo Version
By Cindy Casares at 4:00 PM.
If you’ve been following the Elvis Crespo Masturgate scandal, you’ll love this Chris Crocker spoof on his behalf. Assuming you’ve seen the original. Created by the people behind YouTube channel ChulilloLately, it features spot-on eyeliner as well as convenient English subtitles.
