We’re really not surprised that shirtless, birth tripping, hipneck Matthew McConaughey has saved his baby Levi’s placenta to plant in an orchard. Or that he got the idea from some indigenous people. When I was in Australia, they had...

Imagine the worst thing in the world. Being eaten alive by a colony of angry fire ants? Discovering you’ve contracted a UTI halfway on a flight to Japan? Working as J-Lo’s assistant? None of these are even close. Because...

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have gone ahead and let us know the name of their newborn baby boy. And, no, it wasn’t “Brometheus McConaughey” as we’d so ardently hoped but, rather, Levi Alves McConaughey. Cute, right? Matthew helpfully...

Perpetually shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey is now the father of what will probably be a perpetually shirtless little boy. McConaughey’s girlfriend, often-shirted Brazilian model Camila Alves, gave birth to the 7 pound, 4 ounce bebito at 6:22 p.m. last...

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and future baby-mama, Brazilian model Camila Alves, is reportedly the perfect match for the shirt-adverse, bongo-loving actor because she, like him, is not overly concerned with trivialities like personal hygiene: He said he finally met a...

Glamour model and reality TV star, Jordan, launches a line of lingerie in all sizes. Except our size, so we’ll stick to wearing a couple of bandaids and a cork. [Hollywood Rag] Matthew McConaughey is in talks to design...

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...

Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...

Since announcing he and his super-cute but terribly-dressed Brazilian girlfriend, model Camilla Alves, are expecting their first child together, Matthew McConaughey’s mom has hinted that her son should look into adding a ball and chain to the sweaty-shirtless-bongo-playing-wild-man look...

Shirt-averse actor Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend, Brazilian model Camila Alves, are expecting their first child together. And, guess what! It’s, like, all up in her womb and stuff, man: Got some blessed news… a celebration of life and...