Yesterday, while many were distracted watching porn at work while figuring out a way that Happy Hour could technically begin at 10 a.m, the brilliant minds at Maxim were busily compiling their list of the “10 Hottest Mexican Women”...

(Actress? Marginally recognizable individual?) Roselyn Sanchez appears in the pages of Maxim magazine, dressed like an assassin from the future who has somehow found herself in some pre-Columbian temple to fight crimes and cause chafing. Could you imagine a...