The Venezuelan government has shut down all McDonald’s across the nation for a period of 48 hours, citing tax irregularities: The head of the country’s tax agency, Jose David Cabello, said the chain had inconsistencies in its accounts. The...

Why do Sylvester Stallone’s arms look like a plate of vermicelli and mash potatoes? [dlisted] Blasphemy: Due to rising cheese prices, McDonald’s is taking one slice off its Double Cheeseburger and renaming it a “Double Hamburger With Cheese.” That’s...

A Starbucks barista tried to fatten up the Olsen twins by making their skim lattes with whole milk. How dairy she! Haha. Shut up. [A Socialite’s Life] Jodie Foster cheated on her girlfriend of 14 years with screenwriter Cindy...

Police in Memphis are on the lookout for found three transvestites who wrought havoc on a local McDonald’s on Sunday night and terrorized drive-thru worker Martez Brisco: “Men trying to look like women, drag queens, transvestites is what they...

Cuban-born Nelly Quijano, who owns several McDonald’s franchises, has been named female entrepreneur of the year by the Cámara de Empresarios Latinos de Houston. But, far more importantly, she is credited with helping invent the McDonald’s breakfast burrito: “We...

U.S. Immigration and Custom’s officials nabbed 56 illegals working at McDonald’s franchises in Reno, Nevada this past Thursday in an attempt to begin ridding the world of twenty-four hour drive-thrus. (Have you ever seen anyone besides a Latino running...

Hide your impressionable sons and daughters! The Latin Grammy people have teamed up with McDonald’s, a longtime parasite sponsor of the Hispanic community, to bring you a mobile museum of music memorabilia. (Say that 5 times fast.) That’s right:...

• Archdiocesan councils meet in Colorado over a local priest caught on an early morning naked jog. These guys’ll do anything to get the boys’ attention. [Denver Post] • Plácido Domingo will be the first opera singer to cameo...

The latest unwilling tool in McDonald’s arsenal of Latino-geared marketing is “Las Mañanitas”, the traditional folk tune sung to Mexican birthday celebrants every morning they turn a year older. The fast food behemoth’s New York Tri-State Area Co-Op has...

Fast food for thought from Time online…unwitting American ambassador McDonald’s has lobbied for the Oxford English Dictionary to change its six year-old entry for the word McJob, calling it ‘insulting’ to employees—this, coming from a company whose entire workforce...