Hi Guanababies! If you happen to be in or around Miami the week of November 2nd, we’d love to meet up and hear your feedback regarding Guanabee.
29 October 2009
28 October 2009
William Levy Might Lose His House, Should Move To Brooklyn
By Alex Alvarez at 3:06 PM.
Cuban telenovela actor and panty model William Levy might lose his Miami home! Oh no! Perhaps he will be forced to share a room in a really quaint and charming Brooklyn neighborhood near plenty of subway stops and dining options! That would be terrible!
22 October 2009
Calling All Miami Guanababies: Join Us For A Focus Group!
By Alex Alvarez at 12:19 PM.
Hi Guanababies! If you happen to be in or around Miami the week of November 2nd, we’d love to meet up and hear your feedback regarding Guanabee.
14 October 2009
Juanes Simply Hates His New Mansion
By Alex Alvarez at 2:28 PM.
Peace-loving singer Juanes is unhappy with the construction of his custom-built, multi-million dollar Miami mansion.
12 October 2009
TONIGHT: The Most Hispanic Football Game Of All Time
By Alejandro Paz at 10:01 AM.
Tonight the Jets of New York, led by Señor Mark Dirty Sanchez, face the Dolphins of Miami Sound Machine (and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez) in the most super, heaping helping of Hispanic Futbol Americano ever. Let’s see what’s planned.
5 October 2009
1 October 2009
Cubans No Longer Want To Burn Juanes At The Stake Over His Cuba Concert
By Alex Alvarez at 4:14 PM.
Now that Juanes’ controversial concert for “Peace Without Borders” in Cuba has come and gone, many of his harshest critics are reevaluating their initial reaction to the event.
30 September 2009
Jennifer Lopez’s Miami Home Is Made Of Dreams, Unicorns
By Alex Alvarez at 3:07 PM.
Hello, Guanaburgers.
It is I, Jennifer Lopez de Anthony. I have come onto this web-thing to give you a tour of my fabulous Miami apartment.
23 September 2009
William Levy’s Mom Is A Manicurist In Miami Or How One Blogger Plans To Marry William Levy
By Alex Alvarez at 5:56 PM.
So it turns out that actor William Levy’s mother, Barbara, is a manicurist down in Miami. William, ever the dutiful son, sends her thousands of dollars a month, but she’s stuck to her job because she loves it - even despite her son begging her to retire and relax.
21 September 2009
Adonis Losada Of Sabado Gigante Arrested In Possession Of Child Pornography
By Cindy Casares at 2:39 PM.
Adonis Losada who plays Doña Concha on Sabado Gigante was charged with 18 counts of possession of child pornography Friday.
Beatrice Hernandez Latest Miamian To Get Knocked Up By A Priest
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
Beatrice Hernandez, (pictured), a former stripper at a Miami club called Porky’s, (for real), is accusing Father David Dueppen–a priest who used to work at the same church as Padre Alberto Cutié–of knocking her up. She’s seeking child support and a restraining order after Dueppen threatened her and her baby. What is in the [...]
19 August 2009
Pitbull Receives The Key To Miami. Cue Game Of “You Know You’re From Miami When…”
By Alex Alvarez at 5:31 PM.
How’s this for a start: You know you’re from Miami when a drunk-ass fool who kills Dolphins gets the keys to your fair city and your first thought is “YEAH SON” and then you are immediately filled with self-loathing.
Fired Miami Anchor Charles Perez Files Restraining Order Against David Ricardo Peña
By Alex Alvarez at 3:19 PM.
Fired gaynchor Charles Perez took his allegedly-email-leaking ex, Dennis Ricardo Peña to court. The two are feuding over all the usual, coupley stuff: Shared apartments, stalking, sabotage, etc.
Cecilia E. Casals Dies After Setting Herself Ablaze In Miami’s Mall Of The Americas
By Alex Alvarez at 10:53 AM.
Forty-two-year-old Cecilia E. Casals died yesterday after having set herself on fire last week in Miami-Dade’s Mall of the Americas.
4 August 2009
Miami Anchor Charles Perez Claims Demotion Was Discrimination Based On His Sexual Orientation
By Alex Alvarez at 4:49 PM.
WPLG-ABC anchor Charles Perez was recently demoted to weekend anchor in a move he believes is the product of his bosses’ discomfort over his sexual orientation.
20 July 2009
Highlights (Butts) From Fashion Week Swim In Miami
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim (mouf-ful) has just finished wrapping up on Miami Beach. Staying true to the city’s M.O, the catwalks featured tiny, tan women wearing very little.
17 July 2009
The Mothers of Our Children of the Day: Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Model Bikinis at Fashion Week
By Chris Alonzo at 12:52 PM.
Hey, did you hear that syrupy balladeer Marc Anthony might become a minority owner of the Miami Dolphins? It’s true! So in celebration of his shiny new toy check out some pics of Dolphins cheerleaders modeling Keva bikinis for Miami’s fashion week.
5 June 2009
Ricky Martin’s Miami Home Can Be Yours For A Mere $11 Million
By Alex Alvarez at 2:09 PM.
Ricky Martin’s Miami home is up for sale and, if you happen to have $11 million rattling around in your pockets, it could be yours.
Miami Students Celebrate Last Day Of School With Traditional White Face Party
By Cindy Casares at 12:22 PM.
Nautilus Middle Schoolers in Miami are celebrating their entree into high school with a shaving cream party, a Jonas Brothers concert afterwards, ( “Hell, yeah.”), and a trip to the beach. The children are our future, people. And there’s video of our future after the jump.
