Michael Jackson’s “This Is It,” is not as “previously unheard” as originally promoted. House artist Sa-Fire released it back in 1991. Doh.
13 October 2009
Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” Originally Recorded By Puerto Rican Freestyle Artist Sa-Fire In 1991
By Cindy Casares at 10:43 AM.
25 September 2009
Michael Jackson Praises Hitler To Rabbi, Tops List Of Most Controversial Celeb Quotes
By Alex Alvarez at 10:57 AM.
In a never-before-seen taped interview conducted by a rabbi, Michael Jackson, King of Pop and Tact, praised Hitler’s oral skills. Wink, nudge.
24 September 2009
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31 August 2009
Honorary Latino Blanket Jackson’s Dad Might Be Macaulay Culkin, Says British Tabloid
By Alex Alvarez at 2:23 PM.
New reports claim that, no, Michael Jackson is NOT Blanket’s father. (Cue crying woman running offstage, Maury pretending not to be thrilled.) But, hey. Maybe Home Alone star and Michael’s former BFF Macaulay Culkin might be the dad. Sure. Why not.
Over 12, 000 Mexicans Attempt Thriller Dance World Record
By Cindy Casares at 12:26 PM.
Member those crazy Mexicans who were going to attempt to beat the “Thriller” dance record? They may have done it.
25 August 2009
Video Allegedly Shows Michael Jackson Still Alive, Jumping Out Of Coroner’s Van
By Alex Alvarez at 5:59 PM.
This video allegedly shows Michael Jackson, alive(ish) and well(-like), jumping out of an LA coroner’s van and into a building.
13 August 2009
Michael Jackson’s Son Blanket Has A “Pretty Latino Nurse” Named Helena For A Surrogate Mom
By Alex Alvarez at 4:36 PM.
Michael Jackson’s youngest child, seven-year-old Blanket, (né Prince Michael Jackson II), was born to a Mexican lady. One might say Jackson outsourced his labor. Tip your waitress, folks.
4 August 2009
Spanish YouTube Video Subtitled To Say Michael Jackson Faked His Death
By Alex Alvarez at 3:38 PM.
At least two Spanish-language videos posted on YouTube have cobbled together satirical reports on Michael Jackson faking his death.
3 August 2009
700 Michael Jackson Fans Rehearse “Thriller” Dance In Mexico City
By Cindy Casares at 4:43 PM.
Seven hundred Mexican Michael Jackson fans met up at the Zócalo in Mexico City to attempt to rehearse the “Thriller” dance together for a performance on his birthday on August 29.
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28 July 2009
Dr. Conrad Murray Gave Michael Jackson Anesthetic Diprivan (Propofol), Police Seized Evidence
By Jack Tomas at 9:32 AM.
