Just when we thought we had lost all hope in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE (We’re looking at you, wet-muskrat-stapled-to-Lindsay’s-head.), along come pictures of Jessica Alba with Michelle Rodriguez. And she’s smiling. It is like this movie is made of magic and love.
20 August 2009
22 July 2009
If Michelle Rodriguez Got Implants, We’re Going To Go Berate A Male Stripper So Help Us God
By Alex Alvarez at 1:33 PM.
Dr. Robert Rey, probably best known to some of you by his gang name: “Dr. 90210,” says he believes actress / stripper hater Michelle Rodriguez got a breast augmentation. Nooooooooo!
27 June 2009
Perez Hilton Is A Friend To Gay Men Everywhere. (Still Hates Women.)
By Alex Alvarez at 11:55 AM.
As we know, all women have to either agree with him or be a robot from space in order to get on Perez’s good side.
24 April 2009
Giancarlo Chersich: “Michelle Rodriguez Did Not Ruin My Wedding By Berating A Stripper.”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Turns out that Giancarlo Chersich and his wife did not burn Michelle Rodriguez at the stake for yelling at a stripper and pushing guests into a pool at the couple’s wedding in the Dominican Republic. And they have the carefully-worded statement to prove it.
21 April 2009
Do NOT Ask Michelle Rodriguez To Be Your Bridesmaid If You’re Going To Hire A Sexist Stripper With A Tiny Cock
By Alex Alvarez at 2:00 PM.
Michelle Rodriguez was a bridesmaid for her long-time friend and manager Giancarlo Chersich at his wedding to Dominican actress and television host Celines Toribio, held at the Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic. So how did Michelle help her buddy celebrate? By pushing guests into a pool and berating a stripper.
16 April 2009
Unshocking Revelations: Michelle Rodriguez Can’t Stand Boys
By Cindy Casares at 3:40 PM.
Michelle Rodriguez, our favorite crazy person, sat down with Latina magazine this month to discuss why she’s so damn hard. Turns out Michelle just straight-up hates boys and how they want to touch her with their penises.
3 April 2009
Michelle Rodriguez Talks Fast & Furious With Latina
By Alex Alvarez at 5:15 PM.
Spoiler Alert! We know all of you are planning on seeing Fast & Furious this weekend, seeing as it is the perfect opportunity to display your new neck tattoo of your boyfriend’s name, so please be advised that Michelle Rodriguez’s interview with Latina.com contains some spoilers. And foul language. And the general awesomeness we’ve come to [...]
31 March 2009
YES! Video Of Michelle Rodriguez Chasing Down A Photographer
By Alex Alvarez at 11:08 AM.
Aw yeah. Here’s the actual video footage of Michelle Rodriguez leaping up from her wheelchair, tired and sick after a long flight to Mexico City from Frankfurt, to chase down a paparazzo. She also manages to yell a few choice words at him - in Spanish! Is there anything Michelle can’t do?
30 March 2009
Michelle Rodriguez Promises To Punch Paparazzo Once She’s Better
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Michelle Rodriguez, adorable ball of unadulterated rage that she is, attempted to punch a paparazzo this weekend in Mexico City.
She was impeded only by the fact that she was in a wheelchair at the time.
6 March 2009
Michelle Obama And Oprah’s O Magazine Cover Shoot Disrupted By Unexpected Guest
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
The upcoming issue of Oprah’s O Magazine, on newsstands March 17th, will feature First Lady Michelle Obama as the co-cover model with Oprah. The two ladies look happy and serene on the finished cover, but Guanabee has exclusive, behind-the-scenes info about a disturbance that took place during the shoot. Apparently, an unexpected guest showed up and [...]
5 March 2009
Michelle Rodriguez Wants To Know How Your Dick Sucking Is Going
By Alex Alvarez at 4:21 PM.
Delicate bloom Michelle Rodriguez was leaving Mr. Chow’s, gamely signing autographs for her fans, when a paparazzo asked her how her community service (doled out after Michelle was arrested for driving under the influence in Hawaii) was going. Her answer is priceless…
