David Archuleta makes a special guest appearance on an upcoming episode of Hannah Montana and, boy, is it the most groundbreaking thing to happen on television since Bea Arthur had an abortion as Maude!
10 August 2009
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15 July 2009
Silly Miley Cyrus To Star In “Wings,” A Silly Movie Adaptation Of A Silly Book
By Alex Alvarez at 5:18 PM.
6 July 2009
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27 April 2009
David Archuleta Duets With Miley Cyrus Despite His Terrible Onion Breath
By Alex Alvarez at 2:00 PM.
12 February 2009
SensASIANal: Los Angeles Woman Lucie J. Kim Has Filed A Class Action Lawsuit Against Miley Cyrus
By Alex Alvarez at 10:11 AM.
Los Angeles woman Lucie J. Kim has filed a massive $4 billion class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus over her now infamous “Asian” pose.
3 February 2009
Top 10 Most Offensive Celebrity Moments
By Alex Alvarez at 11:58 AM.
It’s pretty jarring when you’re buying a post-bender plate of jalapeño cheese fries only to have the guy at the counter make a comment about “beaners.” But you’d think celebrities who are constantly under public scrutiny and whose jobs depending on people liking them would use a little more discretion. They don’t.
Miley’s only the most [...]
2 February 2009
Oh Miley. Don’t You Know Making Fun Of Asians Is So Last Year?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:10 PM.
Miley Cyrus is always ever so slightly behind the times. She’s been wearing Iron Maiden t-shirts despite that being oh my god SOOOO seventh grade! And now she’s been photographed making a “slanty-eyed” pose even though it was all the rage among racists last year.
Miley does manage to spice her photo up by including an [...]
22 January 2009
Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Hate Selena, Does Hate H8ers
By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 AM.
Miley Cyrus took a lil’ break from building dams to build bridges. In her latest YouTube video - co-starring her older friend, the superfluous and unnecessary Mandy - Miley addresses accusations that she’s a “poser” for wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt out and about.
