Miley Cyrus was on the Ellen show, where she denied rumors that she’s dating a 20-year old-former underwear model, Justin Gaston, and where she generally acted mentally unstable. When faced with the obvious statement that it seems like she’s...

Comedian Wanda Sykes has come out to the public about being gay in order to have fans know what Prop 8 means to her. She also announced that she “loves labia,” in case there was any remaining confusion on...

Rumor has it that Malia and Sasha Obama have been invited to guest star on an upcoming episode of “Hannah Montana.” Blue states? Still losing. [Channel News Asia] A woman found dead in a car near Paul Abdul’s house...

We’re starting to like this Selena Gomez fetus-person more and more. She’s currently rumored to be dating the fair-to-middling Jonas Brother, Nick, who once dated Miley Cyrus. That hasn’t, however, kept Selena from saying that Miley’s new boyfriend, 20-year-old...

Will Ferrell paid a visit to SNL to talk about “that hot lady and the Tiger Woods guy.” He was ok, but could use more cowbell. Suri Cruise got a haircut while screaming, “All I really need in 40...

Ardent feminist Natalie Dylan has finally set a price for her virginity: Around $3.8 million. We’re in a recession, Nat, and girls usually give it away for free / Iron Maiden tickets. So… good luck with that. [Blog of...

Billy Ray Cyrus, the man responsible for both “Achey Breaky Heart” and Miley Cyrus, was on hand to help celebrate his upcoming daughter’s 16th birthday at Disneyland. He was asked about her relationship with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston....

Person With Money, Demi Lovato, went to a candy shop with Entertainment Weekly because that’s what teen stars do. They eat candy while strange men photograph them and ask invasive questions. Like about “Oh do you like the web?...

Like everything that is good and beautiful and then turns into a racially-charged fight involving a burrito, this video was brought to our attention in a Gawker thread. This parody of the Jonas Brothers (with special guests Miley Cyrus...

Miley Cyrus has issued an insincere sounding apology to fellow Disney Channel twatlets Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato that begins with the phrase, “I mean..” and incorrectly attributes Elvis with having coined the phrase “imitation is the sincerest form...

It’s Miley Cyrus day here at Guanabee and, yes, we are grown adults writing about a middle-school girlfight playing out on YouTube for all the world to see, thanks for asking. It appears one day after the world discovered...

The tween interweb is abuzz with rumors that Miley Cyrus has her eye on virginal cherub David Archuleta. Says Janet Charlton’s Hollywood: One of Miley’s friends says that Miley has a schoolgirl crush on the 17 year old crooner...

Miley Cyrus’ new album “Breakout” has been out for a couple of days now, so we took a look at the iTunes customer reviews to see what America thinks. We’re afraid it’s not pretty. With a voting system that...

Nestor Carbonell plays the Latino mayor of Gotham City in The Dark Knight. God, what we’d give to be his Latina intern. [IMDB] Jennifer Garner is pregnant again! She’s giving birth to a gigantic yawn. [Us Weekly] Britney Spears...

If you’ve ever taken a break from creating collages of Selena Gomez’s feet long enough to Google “I hate Miley Cyrus,” you’d have noticed about 74,100 hits, effectively making Miley about as hated as Adolf Hilter on the internet....

Amy Winehouse may have tuberculosis. She may also have chlamydia, leprosy and feline AIDS. [The Sun] Miley Cyrus has lots of fans in prison. Jealous? [Hollyscoop] Katie Holmes got Nicole Kidman a nice gift basket for her pregnancy, unaware...

Selena Gomez is addressing rumors that she and fellow Lollipop Guild member Miley Cyrus are feuding with one another. She thinks Miley’s hair is, like, kind of stringy? But she’s a nice girl! With stringy hair. Who is fat:...

Topless photos, quickie marriages and various relapses, oh my! In an effort to answer the oft-asked question, “What’s going on with kids today?” Guanabee Associate Editor Alex Alvarez takes a look at the crop of young, rehabulous female stars...

Anna Maria Perez De Tagle, Miley Cyrus’ superfluously-named costar on “Hannah Montana,” had to talk her friend into not quitting show business after the whole world threw a collective fit in their little cubicles over her seemingly topless Vanity...

A couple of weeks ago, some photos of Miley Cyrus shot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair caused an uproar in the media, who decried the photos as scandalous and pervy. What’s interesting is that Miley just posted some...

Selena Gomez, that little bundle of readily marketable cheesy goodness, is being wooed by rich, naked Miley Cyrus’ record label, Hollywood Records: Now I hear that the 15-year-old Gomez, who stars in the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly...

No use crying over spilled… something, no? Keep it clean, poodles....

You’d think her parents or managers or some other breed of pimp would have advised Miley not to post private photos on her MySpace anymore, but girl does not learn. So here are some more pictures of Miley Cyrus...

Robyn’s new single “Konichiwa Bitches” annoys us worse than leotard chafe and we’ll share why. 1) We hate the term “bitches,” 2) this sounds exactly like Missy Elliot’s “Work It” and 3) Robyn mentions Hong Kong, Saigon and Beijing...

The brilliant journalistic minds over at FOX News have been all atwitter wondering whether Selena Gomez will indeed become the next Miley Cyrus. Or quite possibly the next Lalaine. Will she?! Won’t she?! 14-year-old girls and middle aged men...

Now that Miley Cyrus has proven to be a little strumpet in “a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made”, Disney execs are moving in on their next starlet harlot, Selena Gomez: Executives at the company that produces the “Hannah...

Americans are a bunch of uncultured, ignorant prudes who don’t have the sense to own bidets. A people unaccustomed to the singular pleasure of having little jets of water shoot up one’s anus could not possibly wrap their minds...

“The Early Show” talks about how America’s sweetheart, brazen harlot Miley Cyrus, is making toddlers have sex with each other. They call in an expert who says nothing and highlight how angry Disney is about Miley’s shoot, perhaps because...

Fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, shot by Annie Leibowitz because of course, in which she appeared to be wearing nothing but a sheet and some serious post BJ face. She’s since apologized for making...

In the Disney, teen-star tradition of take-a-raunchy- picture-in-your-underwear-for-all-to-see established by Vanessa Hudgens last September, Miley Cyrus has come up with her own portrait of pubescent lingerie-wearing. Racy photos of the Disney teen superstar emerged this weekend, making this the second...

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are going to get married. But not to us, so it’s hard to give a shit. [Showbiz Spy] Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker Posey thinks talk of a sex doll in her image is...