As you may have noticed, we have been talking a lot about Sofia Vergara lately. We can’t help ourselves. The smokin’ hot Colombian has a wicked sense of humor, and even incites jealousy from co-workers. She may not be as young as she used to be, but her slammin’ good looks have not disappeared.
19 November 2009
29 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 6
By Alex Alvarez at 12:51 PM.
On this episode of Masterpiece Theater Presents: Modern Family, we got to see a little more sweetness from all the families involved.
28 October 2009
Sofia Vergara Reveals Awesome Modern Family Guest Appearance
By Alex Alvarez at 2:32 PM.
Sofia Vergara, thespian, revealed a brilliant guest appearance set to happen in an upcoming episode of our most favorite sitcom ever in the whole wide world, Modern Family.
22 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 5
By Alex Alvarez at 11:35 AM.
On this episode of Modern Family, the whole crew got together for a good ol’ fashioned BBQ and football game. Whether they liked it or not.
20 October 2009
15 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 4
By Alex Alvarez at 10:29 AM.
So in this, the latest episode of the masterpiece that is Modern Family, we got to meet Mitchell and Claire’s mother (See? We remembered their names!), who is a person with many, many White Problems™ and quite a few White Solutions, like doing something having to do with some vortex (named Chaz?).
9 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 3
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
So. A few things are different from the last time we recapped Modern Family: 1) We’re not drunk off screwdrivers, 2) we didn’t have someone else around to scream at whenever something stupid happened and 3) we actually thought this episode was charming. Yes! Charming!
6 October 2009
Sofia Vergara’s Colombia Comment On Modern Family Inspires Colombiatching
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
Remember Sofia Vergara’s “Colombia is basically a place where bad men strangle you with their mustaches, ayayay” line on Modern Family? Apparently, it got some people upset. Including Sofia Vergara.
1 October 2009
So Just How Bad Was Last Night’s Episode Of Modern Family?
By Alex Alvarez at 1:24 PM.
So we wanted to capture our intense hatred for last night’s episode of Modern Family in the heat of the moment, right after the episode aired. But now that some time has passed and our drunken rage has subsided slightly, we can delve a little more into why this show is probably beyond saving.
30 September 2009
Modern Family Recap: Modern Family Sucks. So There.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:21 PM.
Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We mean. Ugh, come on. Maybe we’ve had more than a few screwdrivers at this point, but. UGH! THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE.
24 September 2009
Modern Family Review: Sofia Vergara Is Passionate, Gays Are Fab
By Alex Alvarez at 12:35 PM.
Guys. If we catch a single one of you comparing this to Arrested Development, we are going to drug you with a puppet and throw you in a garment bag, so help us Gob.
