Pure Romance, a direct sales company that features “romantic aids” (aka “toys and stuff for fucking”), is trying to recruit more Latinas by focusing on communities with a Latin American presence and offering bilingual consultants on hand to answer questions from potential clients.
5 October 2009
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26 April 2009
The Economy Hits Us Where It Hurts: Quinces Parties
By Alex Alvarez at 10:07 AM.
Looks like Yeslaysis won’t be jumping out of a papier-mâché recreation of David this year thanks to the stupid recession - the poor economy has forced some families to scale back on quinces celebrations. IT ISN’T FAIR!
25 March 2009
Countess Divorce: Marie Douglas-David Asks For $100 Million In Divorce Trial
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
Maria Douglas-David is asking for a $100 million in her divorce from former United Technologies CEO George David. Douglas-David, a Swedish countess who used to work as an investment analyst (More like investment analrapist. High five!), says she cannot live on the paltry $38 million offered by her husband as part of their initial divorce settlement.
6 February 2009
Economy Forces Mexican Village To Replace Money With Wood. We Have Some Other Suggestions.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
The overall suckitude of the global economy has forced patrons of the Santiago Tianguistenco in Mexico have begun using planks of wood in place of credit or money. What other sorts of things would we be willing to trade for goods?
We’ve got a list of possible goods for trade: (Hint: Wood.)
8 January 2009
Hypnotist (And Exotic Dancer) Selena Valentine Trains People To Believe They’re Millionaires
By Camilla Rowan at 5:30 PM.
