Actress and dancer Monica Cruz demonstrates why she avoids dairy in a rather confusing shoot for Spanish “Elle.” Monica Cruz Strips For ELLE [Lossip]...

Much to the delight of fierce Colombiatches the world over, French boutique Colette is featuring a display of designer logos made from cocaine. [NY Mag] Kate Beckinsale refers to her vulva as the “Pharoah’s Tomb.” Beats “Temple of Doom.”...

Penelope and Monica Cruz’s latest line for Spanish store “Mango” looks straight-up like something out of “Benetton” circa 1992. Let’s break it down: The heavy brows, primary colors, coochie cutters and red lipstick? The fact that they look more...

Some people who watched Eduardo Cruz’s video for “Cosas Que Contar” thought they caught sisters Penelope and Monica Cruz swapping spit. Well, those people would be wrong. About as wrong as, say, using your more famous sisters’ sexuality and...

Query: What’s hotter than simulated incest? Answer: Simulated incest with a Spanish accent while a gross Motörheard-groupie-looking-dude pantomimes cunnilingus. Let Penelope, Monica and Eduardo Cruz take you on a sensual journey that makes your grossly overweight uncle attempting to...

Penelope Cruz and that other one her sister, Monica, are set to star in the music video for their brother Eduardo’s new song, “Cosas Que Contar.” Cute! They will be playing porn stars. Somehow less cute! Now, we’re not...

In the midst of all this boring, political unrest, Lossip does not fail to stay the course by unearthing an important story to us all: Penelope Cruz’s little sister Monica may be way hotter than Penelope. Their comparison of...