A yet-unidentified creature has been discovered in Cerro Azul, Panama. A group of four teenagers raging from age 14 through 16 were startled by a five-foot tall fleshy, humanoid specimen, which emerged from a cave and began climbing rocks towards them.
17 September 2009
1 September 2009
Chupacabra Is Back: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go To The Outhouse
By Cindy Casares at 5:46 PM.
Ah, summer. The trips to the beach. The outdoor concerts. And the annual Texas sighting of the chupacabra.
11 May 2009
Monty’s BACK!!! The Montauk Monster Has Returned For Summer 2009
By Cindy Casares at 11:43 AM.
Another Montauk Monster washed up on Long Island. Just in time for summer! Is it so wrong that we are thrilled?
19 August 2008
Monster Update: The Bigfoot Corpse Is Still A Hoax, But Brooklyn Has A Two-Headed Turtle!
By Guanabee Staff at 6:10 PM.
As we reported on Sunday, the guys from Georgia (USA) who claimed to have the frozen corpse of Bigfoot in their beer cooler failed to produce any convincing evidence at their press conference in Palo Alto on Saturday. But this sad monster tale doesn’t end there. The man who sponsored the press conference SearchingforBigfoot.com owner [...]
17 August 2008
Weekend Monster Mash: Montauk Monster Is Not From A Movie, Bigfoot Hunters Fail To Bring The Goods, Chupacabra Still At Large
By Guanabee Staff at 4:10 PM.
So, we’re too lazy to do any real journalism on the weekend. (As opposed to during the week?) But Gawker has managed to stay on top of two of the big monster stories from earlier this month. Firstly, there’s no word on the Chupacabra video taped last week by a Texas lawman. So, obvs., like [...]
13 August 2008
Bigfoot Has Come From Georgia To Join The Montauk Monster-Chupacabra End Times Party
By Guanabee Staff at 10:15 AM.
Some very weird rumors are beginning to circulate on the internet from some very obscure news sources about a claim coming out of Georgia that the remains of Bigfoot have been found. According to various sources, two Bigfoot hunters plan to hold a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto where they will reveal a [...]
12 August 2008
Forget Montauk: Texas Has Video Of The Chupacabra!
By Guanabee Staff at 12:55 PM.
This thing looks like a dog at first glance, but check the snout in that freeze frame. That is no dog, its the Chupacabra! What’s more, it looks remarkably like the thing that washed up on shore in Montauk, NY last month. Could this be end times? Or just the greatest viral campaign to ever [...]
4 August 2008
Montauk Monster Is Brazilian Pig…Of Course
By Guanabee Staff at 10:30 AM.
There’s a new theory over at Gawker that the Montauk Monster is a pig. Well, we could have told you that by the way he just passes out in public. But there are actual scientific facts to back this up:
In all the pictures, its big canine teeth are visible on the bottom of its mouth [...]
1 August 2008
New Photos, Witnesses Of The Montauk Monster Appear
By Guanabee Staff at 9:50 AM.
For days we’ve been obsessed, OBSESSED with the story of the Montauk Monster first broken on Gawker. The backstory: A creature no one can officially identify floated ashore in the Long Island town of Montauk, NY two weeks ago and was photographed by a group of friends who happened to be passing by. Said photograph [...]
