11 May 2009

Monty’s BACK!!! The Montauk Monster Has Returned For Summer 2009

By Cindy Casares at 11:43 AM.

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Another Montauk Monster washed up on Long Island. Just in time for summer! Is it so wrong that we are thrilled?

17 August 2008

Weekend Monster Mash: Montauk Monster Is Not From A Movie, Bigfoot Hunters Fail To Bring The Goods, Chupacabra Still At Large

By Guanabee Staff at 4:10 PM.

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So, we’re too lazy to do any real journalism on the weekend. (As opposed to during the week?) But Gawker has managed to stay on top of two of the big monster stories from earlier this month. Firstly, there’s no word on the Chupacabra video taped last week by a Texas lawman. So, obvs., like [...]

4 August 2008

Montauk Monster Is Brazilian Pig…Of Course

By Guanabee Staff at 10:30 AM.

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There’s a new theory over at Gawker that the Montauk Monster is a pig. Well, we could have told you that by the way he just passes out in public. But there are actual scientific facts to back this up:
In all the pictures, its big canine teeth are visible on the bottom of its mouth [...]

1 August 2008

New Photos, Witnesses Of The Montauk Monster Appear

By Guanabee Staff at 9:50 AM.

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For days we’ve been obsessed, OBSESSED with the story of the Montauk Monster first broken on Gawker. The backstory: A creature no one can officially identify floated ashore in the Long Island town of Montauk, NY two weeks ago and was photographed by a group of friends who happened to be passing by. Said photograph [...]

30 July 2008

Watchando: Thinks Jerry Lewis Is A Straight Shooter

By Alex Alvarez at 9:15 AM.

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Hey Laaaaady! Jerry Lewis was detained for carrying a gun at the Las Vegas airport Friday. His Manager says it’s a prop. Obviously to ward of Rupert Pupkins. [Associated Press]
High heels for babies. Because it’s never too late to start your little slut or drag queen off on the right foot. [Heelarious]
A dead monster washed [...]