They hit Morrissey with a bottle! They hit JESUS with a bottle! WTF, America? Of course this didn’t happen in America. Only in England would they be so hooliganish.
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This Day In Latino History
By Cindy Casares at 9:45 AM.
This day in Latino history, Mexico enters WWII and Morrissey is born!
29 April 2009
“Is It Really So Strange?” Playing At Museo Alameda In San Antonio Tomorrow
By Cindy Casares at 9:30 AM.
24 March 2009
Jimmy Fallon Hosts His Royal Highness, Morrissey
By Cindy Casares at 10:46 AM.
Last night Morrissey performed on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, giving the struggling show a much needed ratings boost. It was everything we dreamed it would be. Morrissey will retire nicely in Las Vegas one day, bringing back the glamour of Sinatra. But, you know, as a fagela.
19 March 2009
Finally: The Smiths Speed Dating
By Cindy Casares at 1:30 PM.
Our recent Twitter obsession New York comic Dave Hill has invented The Smiths Speed Dating, so you can see why we have a big crush on him. We’re just pissed that we never thought to tell you about it being that Latins Love Cool Morrissey and all. The NY Post got to it first, but [...]
17 March 2009
Morrissey Concert Footage Proves He Is Human And He Needs To Be Loved
By Cindy Casares at 3:25 PM.
Someone posted footage on YouTube of Morrissey performing “How Soon Is Now” last night at the The Wellmont in St. Montclair, New Jersey. In addition to the pleasure of knowing our jazz musician ex-boyfriend hates that song, we’re also happy to see that, at up to $500 a ticket, His Mozness has still got [...]
5 February 2009
Good Morning. Morrissey Is Naked.
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
Morrissey’s new single, “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris,” drops Monday, February 9, but his panties dropped this week. Zing! As you can see from that photo at left, (Click to enlarge, you dirty bird.), Mozito and the band decided to appear on the inside sleeve cover naked as the day they were born.
31 October 2007
Exclusive: Guanabee Interviews Girl In A Coma
By Cindy Casares at 3:15 PM.
Morrissey may have tried to steal Girl in a Coma from us, but we were able to elbow our way into having a little quality time with our three favorite comatose ladies before they opened for his Mozness at New York City’s Hammerstein Ballroom. Our own Cindy even got them to talk about one of [...]
