Well the final hours of 2007 are winding down and you know what that means: nothing. Time is a construct of man. But let’s play along, shall we? Let’s take a look back at the seven glorious months since...

People Magazine is “exclusively” reporting that Jessica “Most Embarrassing Latina Winner” Alba’s ova embraced boyfriend Cash Warren’s spermatozoa for an upcoming offspring production. Alba’s representative said: “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late...

5 rounds. 14 competitions. Players from such wide-ranging categories as politics, sports, media, music, entertainment. Thousands of your votes. All culminating in one Most Embarrassing Latino for 2007 And the award goes to… Jessica Alba! Alba’s meteoric rise to...

Close your eyes and open your mouth, because it’s the last week of our first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” Tell us who’s more embarrassing than a drunken arrest in Tampa: Jessica “Please Officer” Alba or Alberto “I’ll Do...

We’re coming at you with a face-full of the peppery deliciousness that is Guanabee’s first “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” It’s your last week to vote, so make sure you take enough time off-camera to practice how you’re going to...

Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational” is in its final round. But turn those frowns upside-down. After all, you little hot tamales are so full of spunk and spice, what with your dancing and your singing and your...

Omg, it’s the last week of Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” So, who’s the bigger deckhead? Jessica “I’m Not A Latina” Alba or Alberto “Well, Would You Like A Little Latino In You?” Gonzales? Cast your vote...

I know how some of you are expecting a “Chavista” such as myself to react regarding the Chavez election, BUT you would be wrong… there CAN be too much of a good thing (have you ever had a fried...

Alberto Gonzales   Jessica Alba...

Through blood, sweat, and chagrin you’ve voted, and the final tally for Round 3 of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational is in. And it’s getting, it’s getting, it’s getting kinda hectic: Hugo Chavez suffers a double-defeat and bows to Jessica...

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

Alberto Gonzales   People en Español...

You know what would make this Turkey Day weekend the best ever? Not a turcock fight. Not a chihuahua with giant balls. No. It’s being able to rest in the knowledge that you have placed the proper embarrassing latinos...

Alex Rodriguez   Hugo Chavez...

Wilmer Valderrama   Jessica Alba...

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony   Alberto Gonzales...

Hugo Chavez   Fidel Castro...

Alex Rodriguez   Oscar de la Hoya...

Jessica Alba   Carlos Mencia...

Mario Lopez   Wilmer Valderrama...

The polls are now closed for the first half of round one of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational and the winners are in! The following celebs are embarrassing enough to advance to the next round. Worst Attention Whore: Noelia...

The race is pretty close in most of the embarrassing head-to-heads. Noelia is beating Quinceañeras by a nose (or is it another body part???) for Worst Attention Whore, People en Español holds more of the people’s ire than Perez...

Quinceañeras   Noelia...

Perez Hilton   People en Español...

Alberto Gonzales   Antonio Villaraigosa...

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker   Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony...

In the celebrity world, there are sexy Latinos, smart Latinos and Latinos who know how to dance or cook, but one group that never gets any play are the Latinos who make an art form out of embarrassing us. Hence,...