TuesdayAugust262008

A new film coming out in India has been facing some backlash from Hollywood. Not because it failed to offer an excuse for Hollywood’s sexy “Brownface” trend, but because they feel it’s a rip-off of the Harry Potter franchise....

TuesdayJuly152008

It turns out we’re not the only ones who approach the prospect of the impending Beverly Hill Chihuahua movie with tears and uncontrollable shaking. Scores of other people are embarrassed and confused by the movie’s massively cringe-inducing trailer, too!...

TuesdayJuly082008

Itching for a big screen version of Ingrid Betancourt’s rescue from Farc rebels? Well, jerk, you’re in luck! Vertigo Entertainment and RCN, a Colombian television network, have teamed up to create a movie version of the headline-grabbing rescue. Whether...

TuesdayJune032008

Every person with fallopian tubes in Hollyood is in or worked on the upcoming comedy The Women. Think of it as Sex and the City, without the image of Kim Cattrall’s clitoris constantly in your face or some penis...

WednesdayMay282008

Benicio Del Toro won “Best Actor” in Cannes for his role as Che in Che, a movie about Che. Che!: Benicio Del Toro won the best-actor prize for “Che,” Steven Soderbergh’s four-hour-plus epic about Latin American revolutionary Che Guevara....

FridayMay232008

Oh God! Look at Whoopi’s expression when Elizabeth and Sherri’s panties start exploding over the Sex and the City movie. Now we know exactly how we looked when our very best friends, Mark and Ana tried to make us...

ThursdayMay222008

RBD’s Dulce María is set to star in the upcoming movie Una Vez Más, which tells me story of a tacky but popular telenovela starlet who tries and fails miserably at transitioning onto the big screen. JK! It’s about...

TuesdayMay202008

We can’t wait to clip our toenails when this movie finally comes out. This might be a little spoilery for those of you who couldn’t predict the Sex and the City movie would contain large amounts of annoying shrieking...

MondayMay192008

Woody Allen and the cast of his latest film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, were on hand to not discuss anything interesting about their movie in Cannes: Allen brushed aside a question about whether it was true that Spanish directors were...

FridayMay162008

Turns out the Sex and the City movie is long and kind of limp. According to one reviewer, it’s not exactly the thrill-a-minute fun fest you might be expecting in your Magnolia-frosting-and-Cosmo-fueled craze: You want a review? Watch the...

FridayMay162008

There is a reason we’re not friends with film majors. Eventually, they will want to sit you down and force you to watch a woman onscreen hold an inside-out umbrella in Bushwick while screaming “SPATULA! SPATULA!” and then ask...

ThursdayMay152008

Eva Mendes is set to star in La Reina del Sur, a film about how glamorous it is to traffic narcotics and fuck an ese up: The story is being touted as a “female Scarface,” and centers on a...

WednesdayMay142008

Just like all our trips abroad, Scarlett Johansson (Christina) and Rebecca Hall (Not Christina) spend their trip to Barcelona deeply immersing themselves in Spanish culture Javier Bardem and/or Penelope Cruz. In fact, “people having sex” seems to be the...

TuesdayMay132008

Bobby Moresco, the man behind the preachy, pedantic Oscar-winning shitfest that was Crash, is set to write and possibly direct a film on Fidel Castro’s daughter, Alina Fernandez: Fernandez, a product of an affair Castro had while married to...

MondayMay122008

“The Hills’” Audrina Partridge is set to star in the sequel to Jessica Alba’s stupid movie, Into the Blue 2: Electric Boogaloo. She plays a young, ambitious lab assistant who accidentally discovers the cure for AIDS: Patridge plays a...

ThursdayMay082008

We honestly miss Anna Nicole Smith. A lot. The world is a less pink and sparkly place since her death. As such, we were pretty excited for the release of an Anna biopic starring Willa Ford (who maybe made...

TuesdayApril292008

Jim Carrey is currently filming his latest movie, I Love You Phillip Morris, in which he plays a man who is incarcerated, falls in love with his cellmate (played by Ewan “Our Husband” McGregor) and breaks out of jail...

MondayApril282008

Salma Hayek is donning a beard (No, not Penelope Cruz! Cállate ya.) for her latest movie Cirque Du Freak. And she still looks hotter than we ever have, in our entire lives. Even though all we have is some...

WednesdayApril162008

We are positively aqueef with excitement over this movie. It’s directed by Tarsem Singh, who made The Cell, which just so happens to be one of our favorite movies, despite Jennifer Lopez. So what’s The Fall about?: Los Angeles,...

TuesdayApril152008

We love movies about talking dogs, because it makes our acid trip seem like a fun romp through a friendly cartoon movie until we wake up naked on our neighbor’s stoop wearing a tinfoil hat. Anyway! That had very...

WednesdayApril092008

Scarlett Johansson is set to play Silk N. Floss in Frank Miller’s adaptation of The Spirit. And we think this outfit is pretty much the most perfect thing we’ve ever seen! Yes, sure, it’s terrible that nurses are consistently...

FridayMarch282008

Like any good alcoholic in denial, actress Kate Bosworth suggested she and 21 co-star Jim Sturgess have a few drinks to “loosen up” before their sex scene. And then her freaky-pretty eyes got all bleary and her brain got...

ThursdayMarch272008

Host Lou Dobbs and his massive, swaying balls are the subject of ridicule in a new ad for Under The Same Moon, a movie about a wee little Mexican, played by Adrian Alonso, who crosses the border to find...

FridayMarch212008

It appears that Jessica Alba and company won’t be returning to the theater in a third installment of the Fantastic Four franchise. Probably because the whole thing was a fantastic bore. Guys. Shut up. It’s Friday. Chris Evans, who...

TuesdayMarch182008

“Ugly Betty” star America Ferrera is going to lend her voice to a new animated film from DreamWorks. How To Train Your Dragon is based on the British children’s novel of the same name. Because nothing says “easy money”...

TuesdayMarch112008

Guanabee has obtained exclusive video of the drama that unfolded this afternoon when three film students were arrested after a witness mistook one of their props, a fake rifle, as real. The witness called the police and NYPD rushed...

TuesdayMarch112008

UPDATE: Exclusive Video Of The Kate Hudson King Street Shooting As reported earlier, three film students conducting a movie shoot this afternoon using a prop rifle at 41 King Street in New York City, located right next door to Kate...

FridayFebruary152008

Madonna’s new oeuvre, Filth and Wisdom, has turned the cinematic world on its head and has it sliding its chocha down a pole if front of robust businessmen who smell like cigars and smegma. Not only does it show...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Some lovely and talented dude named Rio Yañez out there in Internetlandia wrote a thoughtful and thought-provoking piece asking, “What would Juno be like with a Latina lead?:” For my part, maybe I would have too much baggage as...

FridayJanuary182008

Maybe actor Sean Penn’s mouth will finally be occupied if rumors that Diego Luna will play his onscreen love interest prove true. Sean Penn is set to play politician Harvey Milk, with Diego Luna playing his younger, hotter, less...

FridayJanuary112008

Salma Hayek’s first role after the birth of her daughter will be that of a bearded lady alongside John C. Reilly in the upcoming Cirque du Freak, based on the book series for children: Reilly will play a vampire...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Singer Christina Aguilera and Tom Cruise’s wife Kat(i)e Holmes will co-star in Humboldt Park, a family drama, with John Leguizamo and Freddy Rodriguez rounding out the cast: The filming of family drama Humboldt Park begins next month - just...

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