And speaking of our favoritest lil’ porkchop…. The much-anticipated video for David Archuleta’s single “Crush” is out. And it’s three minutes and thirty-two scintillating seconds of David Archuleta’s seductively flaring nostrils and him refusing to take his shirt off...

Vanessa Hudgens has a new single out about sneakers and dancing and maybe dancing sneakers. It’s… instantly forgettable. Look, if you’re going to sing a song about some random product, like everlasting love or lip gloss, at least make...

If you, like us, think the addition of handclaps and girls in mod haircuts make any song instantly great, then you’ll probably enjoy “Je Veux Te Voir” (I Want To See You), by Yelle. She’s a French singer whose...

Britney Spears premiered the video for her latest single, “Break the Ice,” and, in what is perhaps a wise move on her people’s part, Brit does not actually appear. Neither does her actual, human voice, either, but that’s true...

Did you know Vanessa Hudgens is a robot? Es verdad. We’re not sure what the lyrics to her single “Say Ok” are, but we guess they’re something like “beep beep boop say ok say ok.” Also, who is this...

Query: What’s hotter than simulated incest? Answer: Simulated incest with a Spanish accent while a gross Motörheard-groupie-looking-dude pantomimes cunnilingus. Let Penelope, Monica and Eduardo Cruz take you on a sensual journey that makes your grossly overweight uncle attempting to...

Here’s a little sneak peek at Jennifer “Preggy McPreggerson” Lopez’s latest video. It’s for “Hold It, Don’t Drop It,” (o rly J-Lo?) the second song of her album Brave. You know. The one you don’t care about? That one,...

Penelope Cruz and that other one her sister, Monica, are set to star in the music video for their brother Eduardo’s new song, “Cosas Que Contar.” Cute! They will be playing porn stars. Somehow less cute! Now, we’re not...

Our little brown hearts have sorely missed the White Stripes! The video for their new flamenco-tinged single, “Conquest,” features bullfighting, stabbing, gouging, a bored girl and a guy in tight pants. Just like many a first date we’ve been...

You’ve probably seen the nineties music video for the Hindu song “Pennin Manathai Thottu” a.k.a. “Crazy Indian Video” performed by Prabhu Deva —a successful singer and director in India. We had no clue what the song meant, only that...

The hip new music band Six Million Dollar Weirdo numbed us for a while this afternoon with their latest track “Horror Amor”. Their ridiculous multicolor fashion style, like the lead singer’s pink boxing groin protector, reminds us that entering...

Under the radar, on top of your world: people you should know about. Fans of norteñas have long been fans of Bobby Pulido, the Tejano music performer who broke our hearts again this morning when we listened to one of...

Remember this animation? Hailed as the ‘Puerto Rican Barney’ in some circles, the purple abomination above doesn’t bear any real resemblance to that annoying dinosaur our cousins used to watch incessantly. But at least he isn’t afraid to drop...

Do you know what a chonga is? We, neither, until we came across the home-made music video for “Chongalicious”— a spoof of Fergie’s “Fergielicious”. In the segment, a dynamic duo of chongas shakes a lot of ass to lampoon...